highschool hellbound//style southpark

alternative (after "is it over?")

[you greedy mother fuckers i swear. I finally made an alternative ending because you guys where bitching and moaning over it. 😒 Im not in my sp phase anymore but i did it just for you guys. Merry fucking Christmas if you celebrate]

[3 years later]

Me and Kyle have been together for almost two years now, he went to college about 20 minutes away from my tiny ass apartment. Hes going for law im pretty sure. Im a bartender at the club down the street, and kyle comes in at the end of my shift on Fridays. He only really gets to see me on the weekends, which im fine with.

Hes really great, everyone knows we're together but we act more like best friends than anything. If bestfriends where to sleep in the same bed every weekend.

Not to give alot of info on our relationship but alot of people think we are very touchy touchy, like kissing and hugging 24/7 (not the other shit you fucking weirdo), but we're really not. He's not all in for physical touch, im different tho i guess? I like when our arms or legs are touching if we sit next to eachother, and i like random hugs; but anything besides that im not sure about.

[2 months later]

I met one of my new friends at the club i work at, shes cool, her names Isabella. I hang out with her brother alot, hes my coworker of mines.

[4 months later]
 
We where invited to craig and tweeks wedding, but since kyles in law school he cant go, i didnt want to go by myself so i brought ike with me.

He wore my old suit, it was a blue suit with a black tie. I never wore it but once, i wore it to my aunts funeral and that was it. Besides that it fit him perfect.

Me and ike are super close, is it weird to be best friends with your boyfriends 13 year old brother? I mean, we go steal street signs together, and we watch stupid Adam Sandler movies, he calls me is brother in law all the time, he thinks its funny.

Anyway, we had a fun time at the wedding, i seen wendy there, and bebe. Bebe was with this girl that i used to have a crush on back in middle school. Wendy was talking to tweek the whole time. Craig hungout with me and ike most the time too.

I let ike have a glass of wine, which he liked. To me, wine tastes like shit, but i had nothing since i had to drive me and ike home later; and i didnt want to hear kyle bitch about me drunk driving with ike.

Maybe 5 hours later we left. I forgot I drove my sport's motorcycle to the wedding, so when me and ike drove back to my apartment it was dark and cold as hell.

[2 years later]

Kyle got done with school like a couple months ago, we have a three bedroom house, one room for us, one for ike, and an spare. Its weird having a 15 year of live with us, but since kyles mom and dad where moving out of state then ike wouldn't be able to see us; so i obviously offered him to live with us. Kyle didnt like that idea but i didnt care.

Im still a bartender, but im also a firefighter. I did a program for it about a year ago and its been really good since then.

You would also think out house is messy since we are still young. But its actually a nice ass house, we have a dog, and my cat from highschool. My cat, nikki, is old but doesn't act like it. Shes so fat and fluffy but shes pretty active for almost 10 years old.

Me and kyle are thinking about getting married but i dont really know. Kyle said if i had a ring on my finger than the girls at the bar would quit hitting on me. Which i doubt but its whatever.

Another thing, it doesnt really matter, but me and ike are gym buddies. We workout together in my barn out back. Hes also a freak over my motorcycle and dodge challenger. Hes a good kid. He invites his girlfriend and friends over all the time, pretty cool with me. Ike says his friends love me, they call me the "cool brother" since im "basically a brother" to ike, his words.

Oh, and also me and kyle hosted a big ass bonfire party like two months ago. We invited our friends from highschool, and ike invited his. It was really cool, reminded me of highschool.

I think after i stopped over drinking, my life finally has gone the way i wanted it to be.