Uhh..so sleepy...
What did you say, mortal? You want to interview me?! Yawn, but I want to sleep! Leave me in peac.......HEY! Is that one of my branches? Give it back! OK fine, I'll tell you my story.
I started life as a seed, well, what did you expect? Anyway. All was well, but one fine day in the realm, a lv 5 noob named HJGKRLPDO came (He got UT items, where did he get that as a noob?!) and shot and shot and shot and shot and buffed and shot and shot and shot and buffed. My mum, which was blue at the time, got extremly mad, let me and my brothers and sisters out and killed the noob.
Then I asked my mum," what should I do now? There isn't enough room for the five of us! And also some experienced players will soon come and kill us!"
Mum said"You have to go to another ent garden, there you will have a home all for you." My brothers cried, not wanting to leave out beloved mother, but eventually another player came. He did not do anything while my mum turned blue, and finished her quickly.
Almost comsumed by greif, I silped of, swore that will kill all those players for killing my mum, so would you mind if I just, KILL ALL OF YOU! YAAHHHHH!
*Camera broke and a "dun dun dun" was heard*
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That's for the ent! Thank you for Kandytipgurlz for suggesting this! Please comment on what monsters you want to interview!
