Hi! I am the friendly candy gnome! Wait, Why is there a band of Tricksters behind you? Oh no! It's the kidnapped of candy gnomes again!! Run for your,wait it's my life. Run for my life! *Tricksters pin it down*
You want to know about my life? Well, I don't really remember because as soon as we candy gnomes spawn, we were hunted down by you! What a life! Why couldn't they just buy the cland keys instead? Yes, I know, their mum refuses to give them their credit card numbers, but I can give you! My credit card no.is 1111111122220000,Bill me!
Me: Why do you always carry a lollipop on your shoulders?
CG: oh,I'm on a never ending quest to give free lollipops to those noobs who can't find any loot, but they don't know is that it will explode if you drop it on the world!
Me: what do you think is the main factor that made the clands so popular?
CG: how should I know? The gumballs stick to your teeth, the rock candy breaks your teeth, the candy armour is so sticky, and the ring pop just pops your mind! Although the Att and def pots are nice.
Me: *starts to snore*
CG: Haha, I'm free! Yaaaayyyoh. I've steped into your tnt trap!
Tnt: inable explosion in 3, 2, 1, Bombs away!
*a huge explosion *
Me: wow! A cland portal! Let's go guys!
Press the button below to go to cland with me:
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Have you pressed it? Good, now you have actived a chemical reaction that will blind you when you see a candy gnome. Good luck! Mua ha ha ha ha!
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Sorry for the late upload, school is having exam now, and I have to revise for it. :-(
