"Life is hard. Then you die. Then they throw dirt in your face. Then the worms eat you. Be grateful it happens in that order."
-Sasuke Uchiha.
Sasuke Uchiha, the youngest Port Mafia executive along with Dazai Osamu.
Dazai Osamu followed him around...
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"How may I help you, Odasaku? Dazai?" Sasuke asked as the two entered his office.
"Hehe..." Dazai grinned watching Sasuke narrowing his eyes with a scrunched up expression.
"That small...were you two sleeping with corpses?" Sasuke asked, exasperated.
"What kind of accusation is that?" Odasaku sighed as he entered the office followed by Dazai.
Even though he promised Sasuke that he wouldn't treat him based on their statuses, Oda refused to visit Sasuke's office. The only reason he's here because Dazai tricked him into coming here.
"We were disposing of the corpses that piled up on the streets during the conflict." Dazai sighed dramatically waving his hands while Oda examined the office.
"And you came here because you need more hands?" Sasuke stood up from his chair and stretched, ready to head out.
"You aren't disgusted?" Dazai blinked at him, before smiling wickedly. "Oh wait... you were an assassin before..."
"Oii Dazai..." Sasuke purred dangerously. "I am very much tempted to use my ability on you to figure out how long will it take you to disable it."
Dazai smirked coldly. "Try it if you dare..."
"Alright. That's enough threatening for today." Odasaku intervened, before Sasuke would actually go through with his warning. "And Dazai, don't forget why we came here for?"
"Right!" Dazai sprung back to his cheerful self. "We came here because I found out Mori recruited someone interesting again. I want you to come with us to meet him."
Dazai stared expectantly before his face fell at Sasuke's answer.
"No." Sasuke sat back down. "I'll hate that person if you of all people introduce him."
"That's good to know." Odasaku nodded before walking out. "We'll go meet this person after Dazai give his report to the boss."
"Did you even hear what I said -" Before Sasuke could finish, Odasaku had already walked out.
Dazai let out a cheeky grin as he too walked towards the door. "I guess you're coming whether you like it or not.."
'God... I hate him...' Sasuke grit his teeth watching Dazai close the door after waving goodbye.
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"Would you mind not coming any closer?" Ango glared at the trio standing infront of his table. "You smell like corpses."
Dazai started sniffing himself as Odasaku stared at Ango. Sasuke studied Ango his arms crossed over his chest.
"Do I smell...?" Dazai whined.
"You're annoying. Shut up!" Sasuke growled.
They turned their attention back to Ango to see that he already started to continue his work.
"You must be new." Dazai leaned forward with his hands on his hip as Ango looked up. "State your name."
"It's Sakaguchi Ango." Ango coolly replied.
"Ango-kun... You truly are amusing.." Dazai walked towards Ango and stared right at his face with a smug grin.
Ango reeled back, his hand infront of his face and yelled. "You reek!"
"I'm pretty sure the boss isn't going to like you doing things like this." Dazai stated.
"Are you trying to say that you know what I'm doing?" Ango asked but he gasped when he felt an overbearing pain take over his body, as he shut his eyes tight.
The next thing he knew when he opened his eyes was that the record he was working on was gone and it was now in Sasuke's hand.
"You're making life records of those who died. Am I wrong?" Dazai smirked, as Ango blinked in surprise.
"A life record of those who died?" Odasaku mumbled.
"The death of a person is not just some number. Every one of their lives must have some meaning. What's written here is something you could never feel from the simple word 'deaths.' It's their breath." Ango explained.
"What did the boss say about this?" Sasuke asked.
"At first he hated this. But now, he says it's a valuable information to get to know everything about the organisation and was rather pleased." Ango answered seriously.
"Then I shall not destroy this." Sasuke said as he gave back the records.
'You were going to destroy it!?' Ango stared at the boy incredulously.
"See? Isn't he amusing!?" Dazai widened his eyes. "What kind of circumstances cause one to think up such a unique job as this?"
"You're the one to talk..." Sasuke mumbled.
"Only one way to find out..." Odasaku stated seriously. "We need to take him to our usual place after this."
Dazai turned to Ango with a mischievous smile. "That's a brilliant idea."
Ango flinched. "I'm not going! I have other works I need to do."
"Odasaku, Sasuke. There is one way to free him up." Dazai approached Ango wriggling his fingers and a playful smile. "If we hug him as hard as he can, he won't be able to work anymore from the smell and the filth."
Odasaku appeared at the other end of the table, wiggling his fingers like Dazai. "Okay."
Ignoring Ango's panicked protests, Odasaku and Dazai hugged Ango tightly as he screamed in despair of dirtying his new suit.
"Come join us Sasuke." Dazai called but Sasuke stared right at Ango who was silently pleading him to help.
When Sasuke didn't respond, everyone turned to him.
"Sasuke, what's wrong?" Odasaku asked.
Sasuke slowly started walking towards Ango, his lifeless eyes staring right at the elder one.
"Sakaguchi Ango... You're are similar to a knife. If your holder handles you with control, you will bring him victory. If your holder is inexperienced, you will cause harm to him. Which is why, I very much dislike you." Sasuke stopped infront of the table.
Odasaku was about to say something but Dazai signed him to stop. "Sasuke is speaking as an executive right now. It's best to not interrupt him while he is speaking." Dazai warned.
Sasuke continued. "Just because Dazai and Odasaku decided to accept you, doesn't mean that you can be so casual with me. I'll let it slide this time, be there won't be a second chance. I will control you and use you to your full potential. I will never let you harm me."
With that, Sasuke turned and left his two blinking friends and one confused Ango. But if you look closer, you can see that Dazai already understood what the problem is.
