Right after Harry Styles and Draco drifted off to sweet Gerard dreams, Dumblewhore caressed the door open with his long sexy Yaoi feet, his face red with angry.
He takes his sexy, long, and puss infected kawaii sexy toenails and uses them to reach over to angrily scratch Harry Styles in the nips (accidentally cutting them off ), instantly waking him and Draco up.
They both jump out of bed screaming. Blud is spewing out of his nips like a bloody waterfall.
Dumblewhore pulls out his wand, screaming "Nippy Painy Gandhi." stopping the blood instantly by magic flying rainbow dash band-aids.(Ew Preppy) >:(
Harry styles pulls out his wand (from his crow feathers scarf) and whispers "Rainbow Dashius emoius." Instantly making Rainbow Dash go from blue to gray. Her mane was now black with dark purple tips and she had a nose ring. (Very Emo) ;)
"Thats better." Harry devilishly smiled at Draco.
Draco questions Dumblewhore as to why he's in their dorm room. (pedophile??)
"Hagrid got shot up earlier tonight, and he was pregnant with my child " Wheeped Dumblewhore, head in his hands.
Draco angrily exploded "AND WHY DID YOU COME IN HERE AND SCRATCH MY SWEET HARRY STYLES NIPZ???"
"Because you are the Hogwarts School shooter. The evidence was in MY PREGNANT WIFE!" (the bullets).
"SO THOSE BULLETS COULD HAVE BEEN FROM ANYONE!" Draco declared.
"No, because only you would be the one to have bullets with Draco <3 Gerard on them." Dumblewhore said matter-of-factly.
Draco uttered "Oh. I can't remember when I got those ones."
"And how did you even get a glock." Dumblewhore yelled with balled fists, whipping his head around to look at Draco.
Draco looks at him Emo-ly, sighed, and pointed towards Harry Styles. Harry Styles looked like an Emo deer in headlights!
"So where did you get the glock then Harry?" Dumblewhore stomped his feet, looking progressively more angry by the second.
"W-well you see Dumblewhore S-sir, it was a free gift since I spent over £200" Harry proudly stated
Dumblewhore looked puzzled, then asks again sternly " Where did you get it Harry..."
"O-okay fine. I got it from a house elf. Dobby the house elf. He runs a secret black market wizard store called "Dobby's Glocks + Drugs" Harry Styles nervously looks to the floor.
Dumblewhore gasped, eyes popping out of his wizard head. "Well I've had about enough of you two, you are hereby banished to sleep in the abandoned bathrooms for two weeks and 30 points are to be deducted from Slytherin. You should be glad it's not more."
Draco is appalled " But you can't do that-" He's cut off by Dumblewhore saying he must go find Dobby and disappears.
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When Harry Styles and Draco found the bathroom after getting lost on all the moving staircases, they threw their matching MCR sleeping bags(couple golz), from Hog Topic, on the sticky icky wet floor.
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My Emmortal
FanfictionDraco and Harry first met when they were both sorted into Slytherin and have been friends since. Nothing can come between them and their emo friendship... except Draco's dad. How will he be able to make his father accept Harry, and will there be som...
