Lightbulb Has an Accident On Fan's Carpet [ON HIATUS]

Chapter 4 - Test Tube is in This Chapter!!

(Just a warning in advance: TT and I wrote a chunk of this chapter at 2am on a call while being silly and goofing around. This chapter is meant to be taken with a slight joking tone. -Fan)

Paintbrush awakens to their body's natural alarm clock. They're unsure of what time it is, but if they had to guess, probably around 10 AM. They glance over at Fan's alarm clock that he bought on Ebay a while back: 9:24 AM, close enough.

They hop out of bed and head downstairs to check on the ones who had passed out on the couch the previous night.

As they enter the lobby, they see Lightbulb and Fan watching something on T.V. and with closer inspection from our tall friend, they were able to realize that they were watching BFDI for what felt like the millionth time.

"Fan, how many times have you watched that series?" Paintbrush asks.

"Uhh..." Fan starts counting on his fingers. "A lot."

Lightbulb looks up from the T.V. and at Paintbrush. "Hey Painty! Wassup?"

Everyone looks at Lightbulb, wondering if she just tuned into the conversation or something. Paintbrush just decides to ignore it as Fan goes back to watching the show.

"Nothing," Paintbrush answers. "I mean I literally just woke up."

"You just woke up, Pap- I mean Fan and I have been up watching this show for at least long enough to feed Baxter twice!"

"Well I don't know if you knew this, but you both were out cold before I even got to my room!" Paintbrush replies, lightheartedly, taking a seat on the ground in front of the couch.

The three continue chatting about miscellaneous topics for what felt like only a few minutes before they are called to breakfast.

As the three head to collect their breakfast they heard what sounded like complicated English (Lots of big words that my little brain cannot understand, basically. -Fan) .

Test Tube had already gotten their breakfast and was having a "simple" conversation with Cheesy. It was a strange conversation, Test Tube asked Cheesy, "Are you Gallium and Yttrium?" (Science joke >:D -Test Tube).

Cheesy responded with, "Wha?"

"You poor sweet moron" Test Tube replied ready to have a 3 hour conversation about how they asked Cheesy if they were gay.

"Explain in simple terms please..." Cheesy started.

Test tube proceeded to explain the joke (Spoiler alert, it failed. On the periodic table of elements the symbol for gallium is Ga and the symbol for Yttrium is Y. These two letters together spell Gay -Test Tube) (Nerd!!/lh -Fan).

Somehow the trio was nearly able to escape the scientist calling them gay in periodic table. But right as they were leaving to go sit down and eat...Test Tube said hello to them. (Test is a threat -Test Tube) (If encountered: Will give science facts to you until your brain explodes due to information overload!!!!!/lh -Fan).

They couldn't escape it as Test Tube basically called them morons in three different languages. This then made one of them question what they're made of and made another have a mental breakdown about atoms never touching (That was me. -Fan). (Long story short, Test tube is a villain/j -Test Tube) (This self hatred is going too far Testy.../lh -Fan).

Eventually they are able to eat their food in peace... but not before KitKat bar picks a fight with evil scientist!. (EXPERIMENT 21 REFERENCE!?!?!? NO WAY!!!! -Fan)

"Why can't we just have one normal breakfast without you saying something about atoms or something?" remarked Paintbrush.

"Shut up Kit Kat bar" spat Test Tube, jokingly. (I so smart -Test Tube) (Gee, and I thought I was the only one who called Paintbrush that! -Fan)

Fan sits down next to Test Tube and starts eating his breakfast. Test tube, being super fruity (Test Tube is genderfluid, just an fyi -Fan) (Fan is a guy?! -Test Tube) (Wait you didn't know? -Fan) , obviously starts trying to be a flirt towards Fan who apparently is a dude. (I thought that was obvious! -Fan).

"Did you sleep well?" Test Tube question as they start eating their now a little bit soggy cereal.

"Uhhhhhhhh" nervously replies Fan, knowing he did so much karaoke that he passed out. (Accurate! -Fan)

"Fan passed out on the couch, I think he got sleep," Paintbrush replied to Test Tube, even though they weren't a part of the conversation.

"Yeah, he was out cold before 12, ya' don't need to worry Tube!" Lightbulb added.

"I asked if he slept well, not if they slept" Test Tube snapped, clearly having no sleep. Lightbulb, knowing the drill, starts pouring an energy drink into the green liquid.

"Where's Baxter?" Oj asks, walking in.