A phone book

Lea

Life's a singleplayer RPG game

On difficulty "March of Death"

With characters that still lack depth;

So sophisticated that it puts others to shame.

Instead of a monster, there's the clock,

Tapping to tell one they're incurring a loss,

That their decisions are so old they're gathering moss

And nothing will happen unless they throw the rock.

And so, Lea moves on despite her stats

Assuring her she'll inevitably fail,

Because her side mission of choice is another tale

And all the characters she's befriended are episodic and rats.