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21 Questions 50 Cent

Lyrics (you don't have to read this but at least listen to the song if you haven't. I couldn't find one on YouTube sorry)
New York City!
You are now riding, with 50 Cent
You gotta love it
I just wanna chill and twist a lot
Catch suns in my 7-45
You drive me crazy shorty I
Need to see you and feel you next to me
I provide everything you need and I
Like your smile I don't wanna see you cry
Got some questions that I got to ask and I
Hope you can come up with the answers babe
Girl, It's easy to love me now
Would you love me if I was down and out?
Would you still have love for me?
Girl, It's easy to love me now
Would you love me if I was down and out?
Would you still have love for me girl?
If I fell off tomorrow would you still love me?
If I didn't smell so good would you still hug me?
If I got locked up and sentenced to a quarter century,
Could I count on you to be there to support me mentally?
If I went back to a hoopty from a Benz,
Would you poof and disappear like
Some of my friends?
If I was hit and I was hurt would you be by my side?
If it was time to put in work would you be down to ride?
I'd get out and peel a nigga cap and chill and drive
I'm asking questions to find out how you feel inside
If I ain't rap 'cause I flipped burgers at Burger King
Would you be ashamed to tell your friends you feelin' me?
In the bed if I used my tongue would you like that?
If I wrote you a love letter would you write back?
Now we can have a lil' drink you know a nightcap
And we could go do what you like, I know you like that
Girl, It's easy to love me now
Would you love me if I was down and out?
Would you still have love for me?
Girl, It's easy to love me now
Would you love me if I was down and out?
Would you still have love for me girl?
Now would you leave me if you're father found out I was thuggin'?
Do you believe me when I tell you, you the one I'm loving?
Are you mad 'cause I'm asking you 21 questions?
Are you my soul mate? 'Cause if so, girl you a blessing
Do you trust me enough, to tell me your dreams?
I'm staring at ya' trying to figure how you got in them jeans
If I was down would you say things to make me smile?
I treat you how you want to be treated just teach me how
If I was with some other chick and someone happened to see?
And when you asked me about it I said "It wasn't me"
Would you believe me? Or up and leave me?
How deep is our bond if that's all it takes for you to be gone?
We only humans girl we make mistakes,
To make it up I do whatever it take
I love you like a fat kid love cake
You know my style I say anything to make you smile
Girl, It's easy to love me now
Would you love me if I was down and out?
Would you still have love for me?
Girl, It's easy to love me now
Would you love me if I was down and out?
Would you still have love for me girl?
Could you love me in a Bentley?
Could you love me on a bus?
I'll ask 21 questions, and they all about us
Could you love me in a Bentley?
Could you love me on a bus?
I'll ask 21 questions, and they all about us

Stupid funny lyrics. Starting from the bottom.
🎷Could you love me on a bus- if your a darn famous raper and your making me ride the bus then heck no I wouldn't!
🎷You know my style I'll do anything to make you smile- if I laugh at your style it's not a good thing. It means you look stupid.
🎷if I don't smell good would you still love me?- no!!! I would tell you to get the heck away and take a shower. We have the technology!
🎷would you still love me if I was down and out?- well if your down and out that probably means I put you down and out so no.
🎷hope you can come up with the answer babe- I don't need to they are all going to be no. So there went your hope. Hey that rhymed.
🎷 I love you like a fat kid loves cake.- okay not all fat kids love cake my fat friend hates cake. He loves pie. So thank you!

Ways to use the funny lyric in a conversation
When you are stealing food from the kitchen and your parent catches you"Now would you leave me if you're father/mother found out I was thuggin'?
I'll ask you 21 questions and there all about......me staling math class.....so we can go to lunch with that period........

I Have A Few Questions Myself

Okay 50 cent I have a 21 questions myself, buddy. ( oh and yes I'm not stupid I know that 50 cent is not reading this) Why must you interview me in the form of a song? Did you just say you might smell bad? If your locked in jail for a quarter of a century, what on earth did you do? Why were you with that other girl? Will you please explain what your style is?
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Our next chapter will be better and longer. I didn't want to do this song but it was requested by my cousin.

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