Bakugo: oh, you think you're so damn better at Mario Kart than me?!
Todoroki: yeah! And I'll prove it
Bakugo: ...
Bakugo: oh, you think you're so damn better at KISSING-
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Kaminari: kiss, marry, kill: Kirishima, Todoroki and Mina
Bakugo: kiss Kirishima, marry Todoroki and kill Deku
Deku: I wasn't even on the list??
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Bakugo: I've never had a rival before
Todoroki: I'll be your rival
Bakugo:
Bakugo: I also never had a boyfriend-
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[Bakugo practicing his confession to Todoroki with Asui]
Bakugo: 1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries and I had the immense luck of meeting you
Asui: THERE'S 8 PLANETS YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!
Bakugo: VIVA LA PLUTO, FUCK YOU
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[after their interviews with Mt. Lady]
Todoroki: maybe I should act more like a bad boy
Todoroki: people like bad boys according to Mt. Lady
Bakugo: too damn bad I can't even imagine you acting like one
Todoroki: oh yeah? [knocks phone out of Bakugo's hands]
Bakugo, already knowing Todoroki is regretting that: ...
Bakugo: are you going to pick that up?
Todoroki, tearing up: yes, I'm sorry [picks phone up]
Bakugo, petting his hair: it's okay, snowflake
Bakugo: just never believe a damn word that My. Lady says ever again-
