[they're all over 20 when this happen]
Bakugo: I couldn't have been so damn drunk
Mina: you were hugging Todoroki-kun
Bakugo: so?
Mina: and you were yelling 'he's the love of my fucking life, fuck y'all'
Bakugo: so?
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Todoroki: Bakugo, are you a cuddler?
Bakugo: I AM A FUCKING MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUC- yeah I'm a cuddler
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Bakugo: I am nobody's bitch
Bakugo:I am a warrior, no one can control me
Bakugo: I have a heart of fucking ice
Todoroki: I'm cold
Bakugo, worried: oh fucking hELL! DO YOU NEED A BLANKET, SOME TEA, MAYBE A HUG AND LOTS OF KISSES?!?
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[if Bakugo were roommates]
Bakugo: WHO DARES DISTURB THE GREAT LORD EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT ON HIS MUCH NEEDED SLEEP. PREPARE TO FACE THE CONSEQUENCES AND BURN IN- oh, hey half-half. did you forget the keys again?
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Bakugo: [sends Todoroki a selfie with an empty training room in the background]
Bakugo: hey look, it's all the people who want to date you
Todoroki: so, why are YOU in the picture?
Bakugo: get the fucking point. I'm trying to be subtle here
