THAT HAIR SKKSJDJD
Sophia's POV (suprise bitch)
"So like this weird college kids came to invade the hospital just for that blondie like can't I work and also that boy called Liam or Lima I can't remember has been chatting me up. He asked for my number I didn't want to give it to him at first but he cute or whatever so why not."I thought to myself.
Frog son's POV
"Yo but why does Niall be this way? He hurts himself like tf? Boy this ain't high school so yo momma can't take care of you smh. I would prolly tell him but he will square up on me and I ain't tryna ruin the squad here." I mentally thought to myself.
You see if you look at me you may think I'm that posh àss boy who will tell their dad to sue when you tellem something but in reality I'm the ratchetest bîtch in building. DON'T TRY TO FIGHT ME CAUSE I WILL OUT RATCHET AND OUT TWERK YOUR ARSE!!! So anyway the squad is currently at the doctors because-DAMN THAT'S A FINE ASS DOCTOR.I got ready to talk to him while giving myself some PEP talk "bro you got this, just hit him up with them pick up lines you learnt."
"Hey. My name is Harry but you can call me Mr.Flintsone cause I can make your bed rock" I said
"What?" Said the man in a high pitched voice. I love it
"Your eyes are as blue as my window cleaner" I said now.
"Uh?" He asked
"Are you my appendix cause I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."
"Are you drunk?" He said in an unsure tone. Well imma have to step up my pick up line game.
"You turn my software into hardware"
"Lmao what?"
"Damn boy are you sitting on an F5 key?
Cause that booty is refreshing"
"Look you seem like a funny guy and if I was gay I would probably date you but I'm in fact straight." He said.
Lmao no you ain't straight for long. Once you go Styles you never go back. You see, people say they are straight but for instance let's take spaghetti. It's straight until you heat it up. Mind blown!
"Okay but one more thing"
"What!"
"I was wondering...can I have yo number?"
He sighed and gave me his number. I also took his phone and gave him my number too. Is this shiz allowed? But oh well.
-------------------------------------------------- 430 words. Anyways new chapter yayyyyy. I feel sorry for @ZiallSmut because when she probably wrote this idea she thought it would be a serious book but I just ruined it with ratchetness. I still love you though
Dedication: smoking_zouis
Next chapter preview: Larry texting
STAI LEGGENDO
Dr.Malik (Ziall AU)
Fanfiction"Mum, I kinda hurt myself to see my doctor" Or in which Niall does stupid stuff to hurt himself and see his doctor ----------------------------------------- This whole book is dedicated to @ZiallSmut because of her lovely idea
