Dr.Malik (Ziall AU)

Sure gopher it

(A/n watch that vid I felt like you should)

{ And it's a fresh start  fever, who wouldn't want to be here? Welcome to the future, dream a little bigger}

Harry's P.O.V
I was bored. I also had nobody to talk to. Josh, my roommate, went on a date with someone. He wouldn't tell me who. The girls had an all girls sleepover. Niall is probably tired and Liam was probably busy being Niall's "personal assistant" so I decided to text the hot doctor.

Me: Hey

Infact gay: Hi

Me: So wyd?

Infact gay: Attempting to cook

Me: Without me ;)

Infact gay: Wow! My fuckboi detector just blew up

Me: What would you do if I was there. ;)

Infact Gay: Kick you out of my house

Me: I was just messing with you. I'm not a fuckboi

Infact gay: ik

Me: So do you wanna hear another pick-up line? I swear it will only be one

Infact gay: Sure gopher it

Me: *throws tomatoes* you're puns are shitty

Infact gay: *throws dictionary at you* YOUR grammar is shitty

Me: r00d

Infact gay: So are you going to say the pick up line *lè tounge click* or naw

Me: Oh yeah! Are you looking for a stud? Cause I have an std and all I need is u

Infact gay: Wut? If you have an STD you should probably get it checked out, not tell everybody about it

Infact gay: Btw my friend has an ear stud

Me: Lel. I don't have an STD. I just found that pick-up line on an instagram account called tinder nightmares.

Infact gay: There is a reason it was put in tinder nightmares

Me: What happened to your cooking?

Infact gay: Fûck. I forgot!

Infact gay: It burnt. I guess I'm ordering take-out then

Infact gay: Harry Styles, I blame you

Me: Hold up, how do you know my last name?

Infact gay: I know a lot of thongs Edward

Infact gay: THINGS** OMFG

Me: Spelling on fleek

Infact gay: Shut up. We both know autocorrect did that

Me: Tru. But seriously how do you know my full name?

Infact gay: Your hospital records. Apparently you were born here so yeah

Me: Oh! So are you busy this Saturday?

Infact gay: What are you proposing?

Me: You me at six (a/n huehuehuehue)

Infact gay: Lel like the band. I love the band

Me: Not the fucking band. Imma have to up my game cause ur a fanboy

Infact gay: We'll see

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It's time for *drumrolls* the authors note *audience claps*.
Anyways just wanted to say I got 1k reads. *Justin Bieber voice* I'd like to say thank you not only to God but to Jesus, not only to my parents but to my mom and dad for this. Also I'm trying not to lowkey fangirl because Robbie aka one of the best Ziall book writers read my book. So shoutout to Robbie ily.

Then comes the bad news. *crowd boos*. Unfortunately I have to go on hiatus because I'm having exams next week and the other weeks after I have a lot on my plate and I need to have a rest for a bit because a lot is troubling me but I'm coming back with a big surprise.

Next chapter dedication goes out to the person who guesses my 3 fave subjects. Including Greek

See y'all later my bad bitches~Nat