Niall's POV
I had to resume classes. I had art next. Meanwhile Liam was helping me by coming up with a list of stuff to do to get hurt and see Zee while I went to art class. I ran in the auditorium so I couldn't be late for art. I loved art even though I am absolute shït at it.
I took a sit at the back but a bïtch tried getting me out. I'm finna try to slay a hoe.
"You're sitting on my seat" she said. I recognized her voice. Her name was Melissa Anne Whitelaw the skankiest bïtch since middle school. She's a model now but that's only because she dated this famous guy only to use him and cheated on his ex boyfriend (a/n sorry not sorry).
"Actually I don't see your name written on it" I shouted now gaining everyone's attention but foreal where is the teacher. Why is she M.I.A? Smh community college.
"Well my name is gonna write my name on it with your blood if you don't fücking move"
"Chill fam and btw the seats are red so using my blood won't help"
"Just fücking move already"
"You can't even draw on your eyebrows what are you even doing in art"
"Get rekt" Harry shouted making everybody laugh. I swear it's like high school again. Everybody is so childish.
"Shut it you fag" she said. She thinks that offend me? Lmao.
"Yes I am a fag and I am proud you looking ass burnt zuchinni but turns out you are a colossal bïtch but I don't think you are proud of that are you?"
She ran out of the class crying while the class cheered me on. I'm felt like Beyoncè. That's right peasants I am your queen bow down bïtches. The teacher finally came and hold the phone is that Zayn?
"Sorry I'm late I had a small issue but it's all solved but I would like you to meet my new assistant Zayn Malik who will be here til the end of the year" Professor Marie said.
Zayn got catcalled by almost everybody in the room even the straight guys.
"I'm sorry girls but I'm gay'' Zayn said.
"If that boy gay then I'm gay as hell too. Come over here papi with your fine looking ass" Josh said. I started getting angry. Harry noticed it and started making me angry.
"Has anyone ever told you you look like Beyoncè because damn boo you're like sex god, a greek god. You look like sex on legs" Harry said.
I looked like a tomato and Harry couldn't stop taking pictures of me. I stg if he posts them online he is going to die.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------374 words. Hey guys I'm sorry this chapter sucks and that I haven't updated for a long time but I will try to update more often.I don't even know what is happening to this book anymore but I will try to make more Ziall fluff since he is in his art class.Anyways watch out for my new book.
Next chapter dedication goes to whoever who can tell me the funniest joke.
Chapter Dedication: @ZiallSmut because my she guessed my two fave subjects, English lit cause I love writing and Greek cause 1) My crush always sits next to me and 2) I love Mythology it's so interesting
STAI LEGGENDO
Dr.Malik (Ziall AU)
Fanfiction"Mum, I kinda hurt myself to see my doctor" Or in which Niall does stupid stuff to hurt himself and see his doctor ----------------------------------------- This whole book is dedicated to @ZiallSmut because of her lovely idea
