Part One

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Just chatting (with guests?)

"Hey guys!" Kyle greets his fans. People pour into the live, making his viewer count go up incredibly fast.

The chat flies by so fast, it's hard for Kyle to see the messages. But the most common ones are always,

Hi
Kyle!
Hey Kyle
Where's Kenny
Hii
Is Kenny here?
Hey
Is Stan gonna join???

A donation pops up.

R0blox_Dave donated $1!
Where's Kenny???

Kyle laughs. "He's in the shower. He said he would join later."
He watches as the chat switches from 'HI's and 'Hello's to things like,

What about Stan?
Stan?
Kenny probably needed that shower
Lmao
Is Stan joining???

Kyle laughs again, as he sees the shower comment for a brief second. "He did need the shower. Don't tell him I said that."

Rainbow_Blue donated $3!
Is Stan joining? It's always more fun when he's here

Kyle fake frowns. "What? Am I not enough entertainment to you guys? Maybe I'll just end the stream then."

Noo
NO
Pls don't
Stayyy
They were kidding!
We love you dw
❤️❤️❤️
Don't end the stream :(

"No, I won't, I won't. I was joking." Kyle adjusts his headset a little. "Stan's supposed to be here now, actually. I don't know what's taking him so long."

EricCartman donated $1!
He's probably preparing himself to see your ugly face

Kyle furrows his eyebrows. "Cartman get out of my stream."

EricCartman donated $1!
Nahhh

"Dude!" Kyle complains.

Cartmannnn
He just gave you money
Hi Cartman
Kyle don't be mean

Before Kyle can do anything else, his discord starts ringing. He rolls his eyes, but accepts it as the fans seem to like Cartman (for some odd reason.)

"What do you want, fatass."

"Jesus, Kahl, I'm joining your 'Just chatting' stream! You said 'with guests'"

"Yeah. You're not a guest. You're a pain in my ass."

Let him stay!
Yeah
:(
Hi Cartman
Why do you guys hate each other???

Kyle gives up. It's clear that chat wants Cartman to stay. "Ugh. Fine, whatever. Just don't be annoying."

"When have I ever been annoying?"

Kyle is about to answer, but the sound of his creaking door makes him stop.
Kenny stands there, with only a towel wrapped around his body. Good thing the camera is facing away. "I'm live." Kyle warns.

"I know."

"Put on some clothes, dude."

Kenny!
Ken
Hi Kenny
Kenny Kenny Kenny
He has no clothes on?😳
Whoa

"I will." Kenny answers, but doesn't seem to move.

"Hi Kinny." Cartman's annoying voice speaks.

"He can't hear you Cartman." Kyle deadpans.

"That's not my problem, Jew! Turn off your fucking headset then."

"Dude! Don't curse in my stream."

Kenny laughs. "Why are you talking to the fatass?"

Kyle groans. "Because he won't leave me alone. Go put on some clothes before Stan's here."

"Oh right. Speaking of, where is he?"

"I don't know."

Kenny shrugs and then leaves.

"Lost your boyfriend, Kahl?" Cartman teases.

"He's not my boyfriend." Kyle says while turning around to face the camera again, now that Kenny's gone. "And he's not lost. Traffic's probably crazy."

What if he died
Bf??
That's kinda gay
Aww
Stannnn

Kyle pretends he doesn't see chat. "I'll just send him a message."
He reaches for his phone and goes on normal messages, rather than Discord.

Hey, dude. Where are you?

Kyle sets down the phone on his desk, and returns his attention back to the screen.

Stranger726 donated $4!
Is Stan okay??? Are you worried?

Kyle sees the donation. "I'm sure he's alright." He says, although he can't help but feel a little worried.

Bro died
Gay
Stan???
I'm worried
Stop saying he died guys

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