"Sarge, why did you bring us all here?" Asked a confused agent Washington.
"It's simple really, today is July 4th. That means it's America's birthday, and that means-"
"Burgers, hot dogs, steak, i-"
"Shotgun in the face!" Sarge then shoved his shotgun in Grif's face.
"Fine, I'll be quiet."
"Good, now anyways, today I get to light explosives without any consequences."
"So...why are we here?"
"It's one of li-"
"I'll shoot fireworks at both of you, then shoot your bodies with my shotgun!"
"We'll shut up!" Both said.
"Now why'll me and Lopez set up fireworks, the rest of you set everything else up."
Sarge then started to walk away.
"Lopez, that was your cue to leave with me."
"¿Qué señal? el es un tonto." Lopez then followed behind.
Donut, Grif, Simmons, Doc/O'Malley, Tucker, Church, Caboose, Carolina, Washington, and Sister(Kaikaina) were all confused on what to do.
"I'll be in charge of food-"
"No Grif, you'll be in working on decorations with Wash, Donut, and Caboose."
"But why?"
"Because otherwise you'll eat all the food."
Before Grif could say anything else, Carolina gave him an intimidating stare to just do what she said.
"Doc, Simmons, and Tucker, create a playlist."
"Will d-we shall make a killing playlist."
"It'll be banging...bow chicka bow wow."
"And finally, me Sister and Church will do the food."
"Why am I on food duty?"
"You're an AI, you should be able to look up recipes and all that."
"Fine."
The group then split up in their respective groups.
...
Carolina, Sister, and Church were almost done. Sister was quiet for most of the time, which was weird. With her basically being a female Tucker, she would usually talk for a while.
"What's with the silence."
"Huh?"
"I mean you haven't been talki-"
"She means you haven't been constantly talking about sex sh!t and being the 2nd most annoying member of blue team."
"Thanks Church." Carolina said sarcastically.
"Anytime."
"Anyways, why are you being quiet."
"I was thinking about...someone."
"Oh...ooohhh."
"Yeah, you see, a while back he told me he loved me but I didn't feel the same."
"And now you do."
"Yeah. But I think he might've moved on."
"Sister, Kaikaina, you'll never know if you don't tell him."
"I guess you're right."
"You two done, cuz the food is."
...
"Decorations look good."
"I know, they hit the right spot."
"Damn it Donut."
"I participated in...the decorating, not Tucker...he probably shot Church."
"What do yo-OW!"
"Tucker did it."
"Yes, these decorations were made with evil-O'Malley, what did we say about acting evil on holidays?"
Everybody kept on chatting, and then they realized Tucker was missing.
"Where's Tucker at?" Asked Sister.
"He said he wanted an epic intro." Replied Simmons
Then, as if on cue, Tucker came over holding a boombox.
America
America
America, fuck yeah!
Coming again to save the mother fucking day, yeah
America, fuck yeah!
Freedom is the only way, yeah
Terrorist your game is through 'cause now you have to answer too
America, fuck yeah!
So lick my butt and suck on my balls
America, fuck yeah!
What you gonna to do when we come for you now
It's the dream that we all share
It's the hope for tomorrow
Fuck yeah!
"Please tell me you have other songs in that playlist."
"Of course Wash, it is a playlist after all."
Then Sarge came in.
"Fireworks will be ready 10 minutes."
He then left. Probably the weirdest Sarge has been.
"Hey Tucker, can we talk for a sec?"
"Uh sure." Tucker and Sister then started to walk off.
"So that's who the guy was."
"What do you mean? Why is Tucker the guy, and why is he going off with my sister?"
"Uh, something about armor." Lied Church
"Oh, ok."
...
"What is it Sister?"
"Well, remember when you said you liked me?"
"Yeah, what about it?"
"Well, is it too late to...like you back?"
Tucker was speechless. He never feltanything untill Sister. Sure he hit on a pleathery of girls, but he only really felt something for this one girl.
"You just reached the deadline. This better mean we do it after the show."
"We'll see."
...
As that was going on, Sarge shot off the first firework.
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4th Of July Fireworks
Fanfiction9 stories stemming from 9 different universes(I own 0 of these characters) all on July 4th and under fireworks. "What was important wasn't the fireworks, it was that we were together this evening, together in this place, looking up into the sky at...
