Story 4: SMG4

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Originally planned this cuz of the new SMG4 movie, but then realized it would line up perfectly(if it's not obvious to you then you need glasses.) Also I did the memes, comment if I should do a meme book. 

Twas a normal, if can call it that, day in the life of the SMG4 crew. Sakio was jamming, SMG3 was gaming, Bob was...well doing random sh!t. Everything seemed fine, except a certain someone was having trouble with something she was really good at. 

"WHY CAN'T I HIT THE DAMN TARGET!" Yelled a frustrated Meggy. 

Yes, believe it or not, Meggy couldn't hit a target. She had been trying all day, but no luck. 

"You'll get it next time." 

"Tari, you've said that all day, and I still haven't hit the target." 

"Don't worry-" 

"Don't worry?! I haven't been this bad since I was 5!" 

"Aw, Meggy." 

"Sorry, just really mad that I still can't  hit a simple target." 

Little did they know, a mysterious Italian was watching from the bushes. 

"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...how to help?" After thinking for about 5 seconds, Mario had a plan. 

... 

Plan A: funny funny ha ha. 

"Hey stinky!" 

"What?" 

"Look at this!" 

"Look at this!" 

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"Really?" 

"Uhh, how about this!" 

"Uhh, how about this!" 

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"Ok, well b-bye...Mario." 

"...well sh!t." 

... 

Plan B: piss off. 

"Go suck a d!ck in a banana, cuz that's all you're good for." 

Mario was prepared for being shot, but was greeted by a sad Meggy face.  She then slapped him and left. 

"Da fu-" 

... 

Plan C: encourage. 

"You're the best around
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the best around
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the best around
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down" 

This just somehow made Meggy shaky. 

... 

Plan D: shoot it first. 

"Behold my awesomeness." 

He then summoned a pingus gun, and wildly shot. Meggy just smiled and giggled at this. This wasn't her usually reaction to this. Even with this happy mood, Meggy still couldn't shoot the target. 

... 

Time had passed, and Meggy was alone now. The target was still blank. 

"Pull up a chair, let's talk." Said Mario, coming from who knows where. 

"W-what do you want to talk about?" 

"You acting a coo-coo crazy." 

"N-no I'm not." 

"Lies!" 

"I'm perfectly fine." 

"Why you always lying? (Why)
Hmmm oh my God
Stop f#cking lying"

"FINE! You want to know the truth!?" 

"A yes." 

"Fine! I like you!" 

"That's it?" 

"As in, like you like you." 

"Oh."  

"Yeah." 

They just sat there for a while. 

"How long?" 

"Almost 3 years." 

"Oh." 

"I-I was afraid how you would act and didn't want to ruin anything. So I hid it, but I guess it's been messing with me as of late." 

"...I got an idea!" 

"What?" 

"How about spaghetti tomorrow?" 

"R-really?" 

"Yes." 

"I'd like th-" 

Just then, a firework blasted. They had completely forgotten it was the 4th of July. 

"Boom boom?" Mario asked. 

"Yeah, just one sec." 

Meggy turned around and shot the target. A bullseye. 

4/9 done. 

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