The Tuk Talk

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Aonung is a simp 😍

Tuk: What is sex?

Loak: 💀

Kiri: 😮😟🥲

Jake: Sweetheart, where did u learn that word?

Neytiri: 😰

Tuk: Loak and Tsireya were making weird noises and I heard Neteyam say to Aonung that they're having sex 😊

Neteyam: 🤐

Neytiri: NETEYAM SULLY

Jake left the group
Loak left the group
Kiri left the group
Aonung left the group
Tsireya left the group

Rotxo: oh shit I'm staying for this 😊🍿

Tuk added everyone back to the group

Jake: is Neteyam dead?

Rotxo: he always was 🤷‍♀️

Loak: 💀

Neytiri: Loak sully, from now on u take ur tiny dick and make love somewhere AWAY from my child 😡

Aonung: 😭

Tsireya: I better not be pregnant 🤰

Loak: Wdym?

Tsireya: cuz u got an even weaker pull-out game then ur father 🤦‍♀️

Kiri: wait, how do u know how bad my dads pull-out game is 🤨

Tsireya: ...

Loak: U FUCKED MY DAD?!

Tuk: 🤨

Tsireya: NO READ THE OLD TEXTS U FUCKING IDIOT 🤦‍♀️💀

Jake: Wait what's going on?

Neytiri: read the texts hun..

Jake: oh.. 😟

Tuk: anyway, what is sex?

Jake: well, it's when two people love each other very much.

Neytiri: MA JAKE

Tuk: ?

Tuk: oh! So sex is love 😊

Kiri: 🤦‍♀️

Tuk: so.. I have sex with my brother loak!

Tuk: and I have sex with Neteyam, Kiri, Mummy, Daddy...

Jake: NO!

Loak: 😭

Tsireya: LOAK! U cheated on me with ur 8 year old sister?! 😟

Loak: NO! She didn't mean it 😰

Tuk: dad just told me what sex actually is...

Neytiri: JAKE! SHES EIGHT!

Jake: exactly! She should know! I found out when I was 5 after walking in on my parents mid-way 🤷‍♀️

Loak: 😟

Rotxo: 🥲

Neteyam: 🤢

Aonung: can we change the subject?

Loak: yeah. Okay. Neteyam, I don't like ur girlfriend. 😊

Neteyam: Why? What did riki do? 😒

Aonung: she's annoying.

Neteyam: so r u 😡

Neytiri: I'm starting to no like her either. 😢

Jake: why?

Neytiri: she swore infront of my Tuk 😡

Jake: they all did 💀

Neytiri: I know, but my son.. just think about it.

Neteyam: fuck y'all 🖕

Neteyam left the group

Kiri: add him back tuk

Tuk added Neteyam

Neteyam: I hate u guys so much 🖕

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