(this chapter is private messages between Jake and neytiri)
2.34 AM
Jake: yo wassup dawg
Neytiri: stfu and let me sleep
Jake: BUT ITS IMPORTANT 😢
Neytiri: ur already sleeping outside right now, don't make it worse 🖕
Jake: ITS ABOUT OUR SON
Neytiri: the dead one or the hated one?
Jake: the dead one
Neytiri: that's surprising i was just getting my whip out 🤔
Jake: ...
Neytiri: hurry up now what happened
Jake: he's got a girlfriend 😃
Neytiri: she got necrophilia or smth tf-?
Jake: NETEYAM AINT DEAD NO MORE 🤦♀️
Neytiri: u watch who ur taking to wee man 👨🤨
Jake: yes ma'am.
Neytiri: what's this girls name?
Jake: idk 🤷♀️
Neytiri: WELL THEN FIND OUT U WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT 🖕
Jake: on it ma'am 😢
2.59 AM
Jake: i got it 😊
Neytiri: well??
Jake: well what?
neytiri: WTF IS HER NAME 👹
Jake: ITS Y/N CALM TF DOWN
Neytiri: who did you just tell to calm down? 🤨
*Jake deleted a message*
Jake: wym by that babe heh heh 😅
neytiri: i shoulda never mated with u
Jake: 😔
Neytiri: what is this Y/N girl like?
Jake: pretty, funny, absolutely adorable, great hunter, amazing body (especially round the ass), kind, sweet, the most considerate being ever.
Neytiri: oh well then if she's sooo great why don't U GO AND MATE WITH HER 👹
Jake: wait fr?
*neytiri blocked Jake*
Jake: yo babe i was only joking 🙃😭
your message has not been sent through
Jake: BABY PLEASE
your message has not been sent through
4.10 AM
neytiri: u were only joking?
Jake: YES BABE I WAS ONLY JOKING I PROMISE 🙏
Neytiri: okay....
Neytiri: we must invite Y/N round for dinner so i can formally meet her 😊
Jake: i'll get it sorted ✅
Neytiri: u better and if u mess it up ur dead. This is ur last strike 🖕
Jake: message received 🫡
A/N
IM BACK GUYS
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