Tiny dick

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Quick a/n.
This chapter is not as bad as it sounds dw 😭

Tuk: guys...

Aonung: TF do u want?

Tuk: STFU AONUNG 😡

Aonung: okay I'm scared now 😳

Tuk: anyways 🤗

Tsireya: what's wrong tuk?

Tuk: mum and dad told me to pick up the rubbish around the house and I found this packet that said 'condom' on it..? 🤨🧐

Hänphe: oh... 😥

Aonung: 😭

Rotxo: 💀

Loak: she's too young for this shit 💀

Kiri: dad did tell her what sex is so we should tell her 🤷‍♀️

Jake: what's going on?

Jake: oh

Kiri: yeah, oh is right 💀

Jake: where did she find it? 🧐

Neteyam: Wdym?

Tuk: I found it in the hall and it says 'XXS' on it 🤷‍♀️

Tsireya: oh that's Loaks then 🥰

Rotxo: Why u call bro out like that 💀

Jake: after years of him denying, we have evidence his dicks small! Finally!

Neteyam: where did he inherit it from? 🧐

Kiri: why r u guys talking about where Loak got 'the tiny dick gene' from 😭

Rotxo: fr tho 😭

Hänphe: why am I still here? 😳

Jake: he inherited it from his dead grandfather 😌

Loak: I feel targeted 😞💔

Neytiri: well u are the least favourite 🤷‍♀️

Aonung: 💀

Jake: don't involve urself Aonung.

Aonung: shut up Jake before I send ur ass back to earth and ur wheelchair where u belong 👨‍🦽🫶🏻

Jake: u wanna go? 😡

Neytiri: Ma-Jake, stop trying to fight a teenager 😐

Jake: I'm sowwy 😖

Kiri: What. The. Fuck

Loak: atleast it's not me getting embarrassed 🤷‍♀️

Aonung: u literally use a XXS condom 😭

Loak: and u use no condom cuz u ain't bagged any bitches 🤷‍♀️

Rotxo: 💀

Hänphe: What has this day turned into 🤦‍♀️

Tuk: me and u be saying the same thing 😐

OMFG ANOTHER SHORT CHAPTER 🤦‍♀️

I'm so sorry guys for not updating I have just been really busy with music lesson as I have piano lessons on Thursdays, Cello lessons on Saturdays and Violin on Mondays.

I WILL write a longer chapter soon I promise guys ❤️

Should Neteyam get a new girlfriend?

Any requests on what happens next chapter?

Should Riki come back?

Should Hänphe have beef with someone?

Thanks for reading and voting guys! Don't think I don't notice it if that's u!

-Alana

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