Baking Bread (Breaking Bad Parody) (WIP)

Chapter 1: Bakery Bastards

Jesse Pinkman: "Yo Mistah White, where are we goin'?"

Walter White: "We're going to Greggs Bakery Jesse, I'm hungry."

Jesse Pinkman: "Alright Mistah White, but like, what about the meth?"

Walter White: "What? METH? Jesse the fuck are you talking about? what METH?"

Jesse Pinkman: "Nothing Mistah White"

"Walter White: "...anyway, we're here Jesse."

Walter White: "Alright Jesse, go inside and grab us both a Sausage Roll, here's $10"

Jesse Pinkman: "Mistah White! Look, there's none left."

Walter White: "WHAT!?  Thats impossible! every day precisely at this time there's atleast 2 left over from the lunch rush just before work hours resume! who could've taken them!?"

Jesse Pinkman: (a shocked face appears on Jesse's face*

Jesse Pinkman: "Mistah White! Look!!" (he would point behind Walter"

Gus Fring: "Good Afternoon Gentleman, i believe you're looking for this?" (he waves the room temperature Sausage Roll around as though it were a...well...sausage roll*

Walter White: "YOU!- but- impossible! you were supposed to be DEAD!"

Gus Fring:

Walter White: "Whatever, it doesn't matter if you're alive. hand over the sausage roll gus!"

Gus Fring:

Walter White 

Jesse Pinkman: "Oh shit, Mistah White's gonna kick your ass BITCH!"

-To be continued when I decide to-