Lost and Lonely [Male human reader x Murder drones]

Chapter 10: Conflicting Emotions

J's POV

Once he got hit, he went out like a light. It's hilarious that he thought that would work, though... it is surprising that he'd want me to say hi to the others for him. That letter he left, could very easily have just been a distraction to lower our guard, but then again, he sounded genuine. Ugh, whatever, I guess he'll get to say hi to them himself. I don't really think this guy's a threat, he's just lost and confused and doesn't understand where he is, I just want V to stop scowling at me, saying that I'm the one that scared him off, meanwhile, she's the one that's constantly trying to get in his damn pants!

We'll need some way to get him off the planet, he's clearly got stuff going on with him, not to mention the corrupted worker drones that cover this planet. We were all sent here with a purpose, kill the workers, consume their flesh and oil to live, and save humanity in the process. I haven't actually seen any other teams the whole time we've been here, I don't even know how many have been deployed to the planet in total. There's probably plenty other teams out there doing much better jobs, getting rewards, and whatnot, meanwhile I'm stuck here with dingus 1 & 2, and now I have to deal with a stranded human on top of it all!

Ugh... I hate them so much, N, sure, he kills pretty darn effectively, but he keeps getting distracted by childish things like snowflakes, and shooting stars! He's so goddamn annoying, I've already thought about just killing him, so the company would send another to replace him, but no... they'd know something was up, and even if I blamed it on V, she'd rat me out in a heartbeat, in the hopes of getting a group of horny virgin boys as a reward, which would then end with me getting fired, and terminated! 

And V... well... she actually does a good job, but she's just too damn horny sometimes, and N being the pansy he is just HAD to refuse her advances, and make her upset, and this human ending up here has only made her worse! Hmm... actually... maybe this human being here is a good thing, if V can release all her urges on him, maybe she'll be less pent up and horny all the damn time, and let me keep what little sanity I have left!

Not wasting anytime, I slap a pair of handcuffs on him, to stop him from getting any ideas once he woke up. 

WHOOOOSH THUD

I turn around, and see that it's V. "See anything J? I just finished sweeping the south sector, an-" Of course, she notices the boy on the ground, and freaks out, like I was expecting. "What the hell happened to him, why is he on the ground?!" She shouts. "I just reacquired the human you're so damn desperate to fuck, now will you please calm the hell down?" I say, trying to get her to stop freaking out. Hell, I miss sadistic V, this new concerned and emotionally invested V is nauseating.

"He isn't hurt too bad, is he?" She asks.

"No, dumbass, openly being violent towards any human is against protocol!" I reply.

"All the same, I don't want you scaring him off, like last time!" V shouts.

"Me? You're the one trying to fuck a human who is clearly having a very bad time!" I shout back.

"Fucking is one of the few universal pleasures in the world!" V shouts.

"Oh my god, V! Just shut up already! You can fuck him all you want once we setup a warm place for him to stay, and AFTER we get him food and water!" I shout.

She just sticks her tongue out at me. "V, you're even more immature than N, sometimes, and that's saying something." I say, mostly to myself. "J, you're in desperate need of a cute shy boy, just like Y/n here, to show you that there's more to life than work. And my offer still stands, if you're in need a good fucking, I'll let you have him, but for a price.~" She says, smugly. "Oh, and what price would that be?" I say sarcastically.