The 'Toy' ~ Umbrella Academy (Five x reader)

Valhalla

Y/n Pov:

Five: I'm starting to get the feeling dad's avoiding us.

Lila: Hate to be the boring one here guys but, uh, it's time we get the hell out of here.

Five: When you say "we" who exactly are you referring to?

Lila: Not a lot of ambiguity in that sentence.

Five: Listen I don't know who you are or where you came from, but whatever it is I advise you return posthaste.

Y/n: I hate to agree with her but she's right we gotta go.

Lila: I just saved your life, you kinder-shit. If I hadn't stepped in, all that would be left of you is a blazer and some bloody socks.

Y/n: All while letting Diego fend for himself when he was pinned and couldn't move. You walked the other way even though he called for you.

Five: You're too good. You ask too many questions. You know too much. And you fight like you know what you're doing.

Diego: He has a point.

Lila: So I know how to handle myself, and that makes me the bad guy.

Y/n: The next time you go undercover I suggest you brush up on your history first. It's 1963 Lila, women aren't allowed to know "men" skills. It's pathetic honestly of how little you underestimate us. You're in our way. Back off.

Five: If I see you again, I will kill you.

Five walks away, Diego and I are still standing in front of Lila.

Y/n: That's not a threat, it's a promise sweetie. Trust me.

I walk away to chase after Five leaving Diego to process everything. But even he doesn't stay long. He leaves shortly after me after a brief conversation with her.

We walk into Elliots the smell of eggs fill the air.

Y/n: Elliot! Whatcha cooking? It smells good.

I walk into the kitchen to find a man that is very obviously not Elliot. But my dumbass brother Luther.

Y/n: Lovely to see you too brother. Whatcha up to?

Luther turns around for a second to see who he's talking to then focus back on the food. Then does a double take when he processes the words just spoken to him.

Luther: Who are you?

Y/n: I'm hurt Luther truly.

I shift into my younger form and look at him.

Y/n: look familiar now Luth?

Luther: Y/n lovely to see you! Man you've grown!

Y/n: Sure have, being here as long as I have will do that to you. You gonna share those eggs?

Luther: Fine. But only a little.

Y/n: Fuck yeah.

Diego begins panicking.

Diego: No no no no, I don't understand. They keep following me.

Luther: Wait, who?

Y/n: The crazy Swedish people.

Five: They're higher guns paid to erraticate us before we do any more damage to this timeline.

Diego: Yeah but why now? I mean I'm.....fine for three months until you showed up.

Luther: Yeah I was here for a year and no one messed with me.

Y/n: I hate to chime in but I was here for 30 years and I've been doing okay. But honestly I needed a little spice in my life, it was getting boring.