Ivypool's Computer: The_Wing_of_the_Dove sent you a private message!
Ivypool: Huh? Why would Dovewing send me something? Well, I guess it's a private message, so she doesn't want to share it with anyone else.
The_Wing_of_the_Dove: Hey Ivy_Pools! So, Yellowfang sent me a dream, and she said we have to burn the forest!
Ivy_Pools: WHAT?!?!?! *ping*
The_Wing_of_the_Dove: Yeah... not exactly in those words, but you get the point. *ping*
Ivy_Pools: If we burn down the forest, WHERE ARE WE GOING TO LIVE?! *ping*
The_Wing_of_the_Dove: Uh, Yellowfang said don't worry, she put a magical StarClan spell on everyone so they won't get hurt, and the forest will magically appear immediately after the forest fire dies out. *ping*
Ivy_Pools: ....................................................................................... fInE. buT wHy Do wE hAvE tO dO tHiS? cAn'T yElLoWfAnG dO iT hErSeLf? *ping*
The_Wing_of_the_Dove: 'Cause it'll be much more fun to see us do it! *ping*
Ivy_Pools: She said that? *ping*
The_Wing_of_the_Dove: No, but quiet dawdling! The author's getting tired of writing my long Wattpad username! *ping*
Ivy_Pools: Ok, fine, but don't tell anyone! *ping*
The_Wing_of_the_Dove: As if I would ever. *ping*
****reality****
Ivypool(whispering): Ok, so how do we burn the forest?
Dovewing: We use... THIS!! *holds up a match dramatically*
Ivypool: What dat.
Dovwing: It's a match. We rub it against, uh, the Twoleg sidewalk, then carry it to a tree and touch the flame on a tree! Then we blow the match out and get rid of the evidence!
Ivypool: Ok let's do it.
Dovewing: *rubs match against a sidewalk*
Match: *lights up*
Dovewing: *burns a tree connected to the forest*
Ivypool: Wait, I have a even better idea. *yeets it at a Twoleg nest*
Twoleg nest: *catches on fire*
Smudge: *screams* THERES A FIRE IN MY NEST HELLLPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!
Ivypool: Whoops.
Dovewing: Now we sit back and watch the show!
Forest: *gets burn down in a commotion of screaming, and all the Clan cats sit beside Dovewing and Ivypool*
Firestar: WHAT. HAPPENED. TO. OUR. FOREST!!!!!!! *stares at a grassy land that was once a forest*
Forest: *suddenly pops up and everything is back to normal*
Everyone except Dovewing and Ivypool: *shrieks, and the commotion is started up again*
