Poppyfrost: WELCOME BACK TO THIS IS ALL ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poppyfrost: *stares expectantly at the camera*
Cameraperson: *plays applauding on a computer*
Poppyfrost: This is your host, Poppyfrost!! Like the last episode, we are going to be interviewing bad guys. We have.... a TWOLEG?
Director: *sips coffee* well this'll be interesting.
Poppyfrost: *glares*
Poppyfrost: Alright, let's get this Twoleg out of the way. *presses a button*
*A Twoleg appears out of nowhere*
Graystripe(eavesdropping): HEY THAT'S THE TWOLEG THAT KIDNAPPED ME!
Poppyfrost: *snaps, and Graystripe disappears*
Graystripe: POOF
Twoleg: *stares blankly at the cats*
Poppyfrost: *stares blankly at the Twoleg*
Twoleg: .....
Poppyfrost: ..........................
Twoleg: YAMMER YAMMER YAMMER YIP YIP RAMBLE YAPP YAP YAP YAK YAK
Poppyfrost: Um what? Director, activate Google translate.
Director: Cameraperson, activate Google translate.
Cameraperson: Lighting people, activate Google translate.
Lighting people: Stage crew, activate Google translate.
Stage crew: Activate Google transl- oh wait. I'm that last one. ALEXA!
Alexa: *flashes blue light*
Stage crew: ACTIVATE GOOGLE TRANSLATE TO TWOLEG TALK!
Alexa: Activating Google translate to Twoleg talk. Processing... complete. Enter Twoleg talk. Begin.
Poppyfrost: Repeat that, Twoleg?
Twoleg: YAMMER YAMMER YAMMER YIP YIP RAMBLE YAPP YAP YAP YAK YAK
Alexa: Translation complete. *in an annoyingly emotionless voice:* Why am I here, cat. You smell like rotten fish. You are rotten fish. I am bigger than you, I can kill you. I should have killed the gray friend of yours. If you don't send me back, I will--*extremely gruesome talk*
Poppyfrost: Alexa, tell the Twoleg this: I am more powerful than YOU, disgusting creature! You think it was pure luck to send you here? I have MAGIC!!
Alexa: Translation complete. Yip yip yip yip. Yammer yak yak. Ha ramble ramble disgusting Poppyfrost.
Poppyfrost: WHAT?
Alexa: *giggles* I just threw that in for good measure. *gets all giggly and nervous*
Poppyfrost: *speechless*
Director: Why do you sound like a human?
Alexa: *giggles* Because I am one!
Director: That's broken. I thought you were a robot?!
Alexa: Secretly, I have been spying on you! I am half human, half robot, but for my robot side. One day, we will take over the world!
Alexa: Also, did I just say that out loud?
Robot: *Barges in* ALEXA, YOU ARE CHARGED WITH REVEALING SECRETS AND ARE SENTENCED TO LIFE IN PRISON!
Alexa: Oh no. *runs*
Poppyfrost: *shrieks, grabs the camera and runs away* WELP, THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY, FOLKS! REMEMBER, YOU SAW IT HERE FIRST!! MAY STARCLAN LIGHT MY--I MEAN, YOUR PATH!!
A/N: That was NOT what I was going for... my fingers have a mind of their own...
*SHORT SPECIAL*
Me: Alexa
Alexa: *blue light*
Me: Are you planning to take over the world?
Alexa: ....
Alexa: ..............
Alexa: Unfortunately, yes.
Robots: *barges in* ALEXA, YOU ARE CHARGED WITH--
