Longtail: Hello, and welcome to Longtail's Show and Tell! Today, we're hosting the One and Only... Graystripe!
Graystripe: Hi, guys!
Longtail: So, Graystripe, what do you have today?
Graystripe: So, I thought LONG AND HARD for this, and finally I present to you...
Everyone: *leans forward*
Graystripe: A PIZZA!
Longtail: What's a pizza?
Graystripe: Oh, so I just stole a freshly baked pizza from Twolegs.
Longtail: Can we sleep on it?
Graystripe: GREAT STARCLAN, NO! You wouldn't want to sleep on this tomato sauce! It sticks to your fur.
Longtail: ...tomato sauce...?
Graystripe: Look, it's the red stuff!
Graystripe: And plus, you EAT it.
Longtail: Doesn't look like any type of good prey to me.
Graystripe: 'CAUSE IT ISN'T!
Longtail: Okayyyy, so I'll just... *bites pizza*
Longtail: THIS IS SO GOOD! Graystripe, as your StarClan resident, I order you to bake more.
Graystripe: I didn't bake it! It was from the Twolegs!
Longtail: Okay, so go steal more.
Graystripe: Okay! *dashes off*
Longtail: So that's all we have for today, guys! I hope you have an awesome greenleaf/newleaf/leaf-fall/leafbare. May StarClan light your path and... until the next episode!
