silly goofy jokes😫😫😫😫😫😫

part 1 (cyno)

1. what are the strongest days of the week?
1.5. saturday and sunday. the rest are weekdays.

2. what did the ocean say to the beach?
2.5. nothing. it just waved.
"Because, you see, even though the ocean makes noise it cannot speak words. However the movements of the water at the surface are called waves, and the common motion of moving your hand in greeting is known as waving or "a wave", so the ocean greets the beach with its waves." -Nerazim_Praetor on reddit

3. why is 6 afraid of 7?
3.5. because 7 is a registered 6 offender.

4. i just accidentally ate cat medicine.
they should said something like 'how' or 'what'
4.5. dont ask me-ow.

5. why didnt the bicycle go to work?
5.5. it was two tired

6. if winter dogs live in snow, then what do they call dogs that live in the desert?
6.5. hot dogs

end!!!! im only doing 6 jokes per chapter sorry. when the number has '.5' next to it, thats the answer.
bye pookies! next chapter in a tiny bit!