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SlashTheSnake is online
PoppingTheCorn is online
StraddyDaddy is online
PoppingTheCorn: Hey everyone!!!!!
SlashTheSnake: hey stevie! :D
StraddyDaddy: Greetings, fuzzy little boy.
bleachedgirraffe: lmao iz
StraddyDaddy: What?
StraddyDaddy: Have I said something untruthful?
StraddyDaddy: I never lie.
bleachedgirraffe: nah nah nah
bleachedgirraffe: you just make me laugh
StraddyDaddy: I see.
PoppingTheCorn: Hey...
PoppingTheCorn: Why is everyone but Axl online?
SlashTheSnake: 🤷♀️
bleachedgirraffe: dont ask me
StraddyDaddy: I know why.
SlashTheSnake: speak 👀
StraddyDaddy: Assuming you all know the lead vocalist of Mötley Crüe, Vince Neil,
StraddyDaddy: Axl had a little fight with a particular short blonde man.
PoppingTheCorn: What?!
PoppingTheCorn: He never fought with me!
bleachedgirraffe: steven we all know thats not true
PoppingTheCorn: Ok fine.
PoppingTheCorn: He hasn't fought with me for three days.
SlashTheSnake: woo!
SlashTheSnake: go popcorn!
SlashTheSnake: hes on top for that 'longest without angering axl' bet!
StraddyDaddy: I am not talking about Steven.
bleachedgirraffe: then who tf are you talking about
StraddyDaddy: Vince Neil.
StraddyDaddy: 🙄
SlashTheSnake: SHIT YALL HE USED AN EMOJI IM OUT
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bleachedgirraffe: OH FUCK
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StraddyDaddy: 🤦♀️
PoppingTheCorn: Don't worry Izzy, I'll stay with you!
PoppingTheCorn: :D
StraddyDaddy: Thank you dearly, Popcorn.
PoppingTheCorn: EEE YOU USED MY NICKNAME!
PoppingTheCorn: IM SO HAPPY NOW
PoppingTheCorn: SQUEAL
StraddyDaddy: You have a weird, fuzzy vibe about you.
StraddyDaddy: But I like it.
StraddyDaddy: That is why I enjoy your company more than the other's.
PoppingTheCorn: Awww Izzyyyy!
PoppingTheCorn: 🥰🥰🥰
StraddyDaddy: 🥰🥰🥰
PoppingTheCorn: EHGEHHE IM SO HAPPYYYYYY
PoppingTheCorn: 🤭
StraddyDaddy: Anywho,
StraddyDaddy: Let me tell you about what happened with Axl.
PoppingTheCorn: I'm all ears!
StraddyDaddy: So, Axl went over to Vince's apartment to have a little chat with him.
StraddyDaddy: Remember, you can never have a 'little chat' with Axl that doesn't involve violence.
StraddyDaddy: So Vince and Axl had this 'little chat', and Axl got mad at Vince, so he went to go punch him. But Vince grabbed a nearby guitar and smashed Axl on the head with it.
PoppingTheCorn: Oh my gawd poor Ax!!
StraddyDaddy: Yes, but he does need a taste of his own medicine every now and then.
PoppingTheCorn: True...
PoppingTheCorn: What happened after that?
StraddyDaddy: Vince and Axl started to yell at each other until, eventually, Vince forced Axl out of his apartment. Axl came to me straight after that, explained everything, and said that he'd be silent for a few days for recovery. He has a decent cut on the top of his head from that, so it's best to just leave him be and let it heal.
PoppingTheCorn: Man, I feel so bad for Axl...
StraddyDaddy: Me too, Steven.
StraddyDaddy: Me too.
PoppingTheCorn: Oh, krabby patties!
PoppingTheCorn: Adriana is home. I told her that we needed to talk urgently, so I hafta leave you now.
PoppingTheCorn: I love you Izzy!
StraddyDaddy: I love you too, Steven, but...
StraddyDaddy: That 'krabby patties' phrase that you said- is that from SpongeBob SquarePants?
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StraddyDaddy: ...Nevermind then.
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Guns N' Roses Group Chat
Fanfictionwhat id imagine an 80s gunners group chat would be like
