no. i am not coming up with a name for this.

I woo a turtle with my geekyness

A/n: you might notice that I moved the perspective to first person in this chapter
Because it's way easier to write this way. Bit anyways, sorry for the wait! Hope you enjoy <3

After a very delicious pizza party and Jupiter Jim marathon (and a mishap with Donnie and Leo but we're not gonna talk about that (Donnie beat the shit out of Leo, it was hilarious)) , everyone was ready to go to bed. Well... not really everyone, I had maybe accidentally maliciously woken up that day at 1:37 pm, so mixed with my insomnia and excitement I wasn't very tired.

"Everybody comfortable?" April asked in a hushed tone, a chorus of yeah's and mhm's were heard.

I had personally chosen one of the bean bags next to the sofa because it had a nice view of the tv and was close enough to the little table in The middle that I didn't have to lean over to much to get pizza.

As everyone else was snuggling up into their blankets ready to sleep, I suddenly had inspiration to draw something. So I hastily pulled out my sketchbook and mechanically pencil (the superior way to draw) and put on my head phones.

I loved my phone dearly, it had all my music on it. I like to think my music taste is vast enough, though I do find myself being a little biased when David Bowie is concerned. Seriously, that guy is a legend.

"This ain't rock n roll," I whispered with the song "this is genocide!!"

"what are you doing"

"AGHHHHH"

Don't ask me what I did next.
"Ohmygod y/n!! What did you do next?"

I hit Donnie in the head with my sketchbook...

"Boooo"

Shut up inner dialogue

"Why did you do that???" Donnie whisper shouted while rubbing the bruise forming on his f̶i̶v̶e̶h̶e̶a̶d̶ forehead.

"Shit sorry!!!" I whispered "I should really stop getting surprised like that" I mumbled

"What?"
"What"
"Never mind" Donnie sighed, he sat down next to me on the floor.

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Donatello's point of view:

I
I feel kinda
Kinda
Weird
Something about this human is so entrancing, maybe their constant use of swear words, or their wonderful taste in movies, or the fact their wearing a knitted jumper when it's 28°c out.

But whatever it is, I'm gonna find out.
So they hit me in the head with a sketchbook. Their artsy. I can work with that.
"What are you doing on this fine young evening" goddamnit Donatello, it's 2 am, well past evening.

"oh you know, just drawing my daily dose of fanart" they snickered "and also, i was kinda curious, do you have any friends outside of the people that are already here?" they questioned

"uh and not that i think you don't have friends or anything--" y/n added hastily

i laughed at their antics "yeah" i sighed "leo has a boyfriend named usagi" i looked at the warily to see their response, y/n seemed pretty unfazed, and actually had a glint of excitement in their eyes "who comes around a lot, im sure you'll get to know him, mikey's been talking about this guy non stop- i think his name is miles or something, haven't met him yet, then theres cassandra and sunita, both are friends with april and they hang around here from time to time" i finish listing the names.

"Damn, sounds like you guys have more friends than the amount of people I've met in my entire lifetime" they exaggerate

"Fellow darkness goblin I see?" I question bringing out my hand for a fist bump "indeed" they oblige.

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Y/n's point of view :

"So, Donnie, I've come to the conclusion that each one of you has their quote unquote "stereotypical crime fighting team personality": Leo is the funny one, the supposed comic relief with a tragic episode, Mikey is the baby of the group, the artist, raph is the mother, he takes care of everyone, and your the smart one." I listed things off on my fingers.

"I can tell your shell is mechanic, so my guess is you built it yourself for protection slash weapon hiding for extra bravado. Am I correct?" I interrogate him, and try not to laugh from his flabbergasted expression

"O-oh uh yes you are"

"So one more educated guess, are you a softeshell? It makes most sense, seeing as you have that shell and you don't look like someone that would carry unnecessary weight without calculated better ways to distribute it"

"Dude what the fuck"

"I had a hyperfixation on wild kratts as a kid. I know a lot of random animal facts."

"You have officially earned my respect" Donnie said

"Not gonna lie I thought I would have to bring out my old heathers fan fiction and science test results"

"Damnit I knew I should've dibsed besties first"

I actually really like this chapter, if you haven't noticed yet this fic is very self indulgent, the reader is based off myself, but I hope you guys like it :D Don't forget to comment and vote it keep my lazy ass motivated!!