Obi-Wan, rubbing his temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarette
Crys: But General, we don't smoke
Obi-Wan: Cut the crap, Crys. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke
Obi-Wan: *points at Crys* One! *points at Oddball* Two! * points at Barlex* Three! *points at Gregor* Four! *points at Longshot * Five!
Obi-Wan: Now, I am going to close my eyes and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers!
Oddball: *puts a cigarrette in Obi-Wan's hand*
Obi-Wan: Thank you.. Light?
*all of them simultaneously pull out lighters*
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Star Wars: Rise of the Memes
ComédieThis is the Star Wars sequel no one asked for, but I delivered anyway😅 𝐄𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞 𝐋𝐗𝐈𝐗 𝐑𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.. A certain dumbass with a new love for Star Wars(also known as ✨the author✨)...
