Someone get me a cigarette

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Obi-Wan, rubbing his temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarette

Crys: But General, we don't smoke

Obi-Wan: Cut the crap, Crys. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke

Obi-Wan: *points at Crys* One! *points at Oddball* Two! * points at Barlex* Three! *points at Gregor* Four! *points at Longshot * Five!

Obi-Wan: Now, I am going to close my eyes and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers!

Oddball: *puts a cigarrette in Obi-Wan's hand*

Obi-Wan: Thank you.. Light?

*all of them simultaneously pull out lighters*

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