Villain Monologue

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Sneeg's pov

"Hey, Frank, I've been thinking."

'That can't be good.' Frank cuts off.

"Shut up, anyways, I was thinking about how you can write a villain monologue about anything."

'Did you think up a villain monologue then?'

"Yeah, it's about untagged mpreg fanfiction."

'Why?'

Man Frank finds that hilarious. "Well, I always was somehow attracted weird mpreg fics, and if it was untagged it just kinda made me insane.

'Is this your villain ark, then?'

"I mean, we are kind of trapped in this cage right now."

'True... do you wish to tell me your villain monologue?'

I've been waiting for this moment my entire life. If I'm to deliver this, it has to be right, be the big, bad, evil.

Frank seems to feel this shift in character and is now far more curious than before.

"Heh, so, this is how it is huh? This, what you've done right here is why guys like me exist. To think that I couldn't have even just this one thing... you put many tags in your tag section, and yet you missed one. One tiny little detail, and you know what Kelly_, this is a crime far worse than any other has committed. Today marks the day that I will make sure that any and all untagged mpreg goes down, and if I have to hack the entire site? So be it. Starting with you, Kelly_, I will make sure that no untagged mpreg fanfiction will go on."

'That was quite a performance Sneeg, I'd clap, but...'

"Thanks Frank."

Somewhere else

"Boo bitch, see you found my cabin!"

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