*at a restaurant*Rudy: May I also have a noodle stabber?
Waiter:
Rudy: Y'know, the tiny trident thing?
Waiter:
Waiter: Sir, this is a restaurant, not a weapon shop.
Rudy: I SAID A NOODLE STABBER!
Mini: *smacking her forehead* He means a fork.
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Noodles!
*at a restaurant*Rudy: May I also have a noodle stabber?
Waiter:
Rudy: Y'know, the tiny trident thing?
Waiter:
Waiter: Sir, this is a restaurant, not a weapon shop.
Rudy: I SAID A NOODLE STABBER!
Mini: *smacking her forehead* He means a fork.