"Y/n? Y/nnnnn... wakey wakey..." I groaned, sitting up from my sleeping position on the desk and seeing Carlos. "The others sent me to check on how you were d-doing... why do you look so pale?" I stared at him blankly, going to talk but drooling and collapsing onto the desk. "Are you okay?" He touched the chains and screamed. "OW OW OW OW OW! HOT! IT BURNS!! HOW ARE YOU WEARING THOSE?!" The Fairygodmother said something to shoo him out. Don't ask me? I was half asleep!
"I don't think she should be wearing these..."
"D-don't worry... buttcheeks! HAHAHA.... Oh god not again..." I hurled onto the floor by his feet before laughing hysterically.
"Yeah, I don't think these are safe..." he was immediately kicked out with magic. Only to come back a few minutes later with Harry, Ben, Mal and Jay.
"Heyyyyyyyy boys!" I laughed like Veronica Sawyer when finding out Heather is dead. Mal laughed and took a photograph. "Fairy Godmother, Carlos brought it to our attention that the chains may need to be deemed too dangerous for use."
"YER DAMN RIGHT, LOOK AT ME LUAIDH?!"
"Come on lads, maybe she has a point?? I know I'm meant to be being nice now but after all that Y/n's done doesn't she deserve to suffer consequences?"
"Babe, I know you don't get on very well but why would you want to wish pain and suffering on your sister? If something is making her out of it enough to throw up on Carlos's shoes and generally act like she's had a few too many drinks do you not think that they could be dangerous?"
"Maybe you're right." Mal said at the same time as the Fairy... what's her name again? HAH!
She tried to wave her thing, and to the bib- ba- boo? Bleh, whatever. It didn't work. My feet were free but the chains were still on my hands like cuffs. "HAHAHAHA LOOOOOOOOOSERRRRR. B-by my powers.... On land... and sea... break these off and let me be? Or is it set me free? Oh yeah FREEDOMMMMMM! FREEEEEEEDOMMMMM!" I sung gleefully.
"Oh shut up and let me try, you don't even have powers right now remember? That's why you look so... rough? By the powers within me, I break these chains and set you free." Take a lucky guess honey bunches, that ain't working either.
"Umm Mal... what's wrong?" Carlos looked worried now, the sad little dog that he is. Awww.
"He's got a point, just get the key and unlock them?!"
"THEY'RE MAGIC, THAT WAS MEANT TO WORK!!"
"Did yer try testin' em before 'and?"
"That likely would've been a good idea..."
"HELLOOOOOOO IM STILL HERE B*S!"
I stood up, giggled and wobbled out, only to face plant. How sad.... BAHAHA!
Harry came and lifted me up by the waist while Jay grabbed my hands. He tried pulling as hard as he could. I drooled everywhere and gave him a big hug!
"Hewo Booboo... what's your name again? Stewart?"
"Y/n you know full well what my name is."
"WhAtS mY nAmE?! What's my name?! Sang it LOUDAAAAR! Rawr!"
"That ain't what he meant stupid."
"WAAAAAAAAH YOURE MEANT TO BE MY BOYFRIEND WHO SLEEPS WITH ME WHEN IM SADDDDD!"
"Excuse me?! You've slept with my sister?!?!" Mal looked like she was about to commit murder, funny because she seems like the type of person who I should've killed a long time ago.
"I DIDNT EVEN GO ALL OUT LAST NIGHT! YER THINKIN' ITS WORSE THAN IT IS!"
"Did you use-"
"NO! THERE WEREN'T NO NEED! STRICTLY SMOOCHES AND AINT A STEP MORE! WE SLEPT IN THE SAME BED, BIG DEAL!"
"YEAH IT IS A DEAL PERVERT, YOU SLEPT IN THE SAME BED AS MY SISTER?!" A pretty green fireball appeared in her hand.
"Heyyyyy no fair I wanna do that tooooooooo!" I launched my hands in the air, then screamed and stomped my feet because nothing happened! How come she gets powers and not me?!
"Harry, Mal. Please stop, I don't wanna witness any more violating images in one day."
"I agree with Carlos, maybe we should calm down and settle the matter at hand."
"That." Jay pointed at my sobbing.
"I WANT POWERS TOOOO! I WANNA BE A DRAGON! WOOOOOOOOOOO! I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYYYY!" I skipped around and repeatedly fell flat on my face before screaming like the toddler I am and getting Harry to pick me up like a baby.
"But daddy I wanna fLyYyYy!"
"Lassie I ain't your daddy, or yer mammy, or ANYTHING. Does it LOOK like I have a blue head?"
"Yeah...." I twirled my finger through his soft hair. "I like your hair, it's soft to touch and looks like that one sweet thing they always used to tell stories of at carnivals... floss... dental floss!"
"Nah, do yer mean candy floss?"
"NOOOOOOOOO! Or is it co- cocococococoh.... Cotton swabssssss...."
"Cotton candy?" Jay piped in excitedly.
"Nwoooooo..."
He groaned and I sniffed his chest.
"I'm thiwsty! Gimme my milkshakeeeeeee!"
"EW WHAT THE HELL YER PERVERTED DRUGGIE!" He dropped me in utter horror, umm rude much?
"My milkshake brings all the boiis to the yard, 'cuz my life is better than yours. DAMN RIGHT IM BETTER THAN YOU BYOT-" I stood up and attempted to strange my sister with the chains, they weakened her and we were both on our knees.
"Ok.... Ok.... I see.... Where you're coming from about them.... Being dangerous for use.... My god we need to destroy these things.... URRRRP-" she looked sick and I started barking. "Woof woof! C'mon puppy! Heh... I've always wanted a puppy... one that's fluffy and cute and snarls and bites and has murderous intentions!"
Ben quickly untangled me from around Mal's neck, Jay helped her up as she put a hand over her stomach.
"The torture is too much to bear, free her now from this despair!!" She yelled, over and over and gave me a headache. The chains shattered and I collapsed to the ground.
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Little Miss Hellfire
FanfictionAs the daughter of Hades, you are the single most feared person on the Isle of the Lost! Daughter of a God, Co-Captain of Uma's pirate crew, girlfriend of Harry Hook, what more could a girl want? Though, Y/n Hades isn't loved by ALL! When the whole...
