The Ultimate Oneshots Collection (Not Taking Requests)

Vanessa Got Hacked

(Idea from from a very funny comment by Ruby_ItsMe07)
And, yes, I was trying to have fun with this.

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There's this hacker. Not me, another one. She also killed kids, but I can't prove it. I've also noticed how attached she is to her Wii. So, I have an idea.

Guess what I'm going to do after work?

***

It's been about an hour since the Pizzaplex closed. Moon's been asking what I've been doing, but I haven't answered. I'm just focused on putting a very annoying ad wall in a murderer's Wii U. He does see what I'm doing though.

"I thought Sun told you to stop," he says.

"This is different," I reply.

"How?"

"There's this woman, you should know her," I say. "I decided to play... a little prank."

"Say no more," he laughs. "I'm going to go patrol. If Sun sees you doing this, I'm not going to defend you. You're seventeen. You can defend yourself."

"I know. Have fun," I sigh, waving him bye. I continue typing in the lines and lines of code until I finally finish.

After about two hours, I hear this yell echoing through the vents. Sun does look up from cleaning, but only for a second. He's supposed to focus on cleaning during the night while Moon focuses on finding intruders and criminals. They don't mind me coming in though. It's a whole other story, no time to explain.

Vanessa comes in with Moon, her face red with anger. I'm hiding in one of the structures, so she doesn't see me. She's not looking close enough, anyway.

"Which one of you did it?" Vanessa asks, clear and authoritative.

"Did what, Officer Vanessa?" Sun questions.

"Moon. Did you hack into my Wii?" Vanessa asks, turning to the moon-headed animatronic with this very large smile on her face.

"No."

"So, who did it then?"

"I dunno."

Vanessa walks back out the Daycare, and, as soon as the doors are closed, Moon can't hold it in anymore and starts laughing. I giggle a bit as I take down the ad wall and pack up my things. It is almost twelve, and it would suck if I had to stay in a building with a pissed off security guard. I kind of feel bad for the animatronics. I crawl out of the structure, suddenly feeling someone behind me as I start walking out of the Daycare.

"Going so soon, (Y/N)?" Sun asks. He sounds a little scary, to say the least.

"It's almost twelve, Sun. I need to go or I'm going to be trapped here," I answer, turning back to face him. He seems intimidating not bending his knees and standing straight.

"Your parents wouldn't be worried if you were gone for one night," he replies, his voice also sounding intimidating.

"I got rid of it, don't worry," I breathe out, backing away from the usually cheery animatronic. I open the door before he could touch me and run to the Entrance. It's still open. And my car's still in the parking lot.

That was a close one...