Person 1: Wait... who starts it?
Person 2: It says... oh- You.
Person 3: You can't read!
Person 1: Dad!
Person 4: Coming-
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Hello! I'm sure you know who I am. My name's Purple. And if you didn't know that, well, you're lying.
The seven little menaces behind me, on the other hand, lemme introduce.
There's Tarvi, Sova, Uvom, Azias, Rurvi, Zovul, and Tuawimal. They are my seven kids.
And this is going to be their story.
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Tarvi: To be fair... You started this.
Purple: I started this? I went missing!
Azias: That's exactly what happened!
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I digress. In truth, I got attacked by some menaces I pissed off. How was I supposed to know that they were going to find who I was and track me down?
Don't answer that.
More to the point, that wasn't all that happened. Something happened between me and Lime, the lovely woman that put up with my shenanigans. I don't know what it was, but I do know it came crashing down and caused us to enter vulnerable positions.
I still don't fully know what she was hiding or what it was.
We had a big fight and then while I stormed out of the house, my "friends" were waiting for me. Thank Arceus that I wasn't inside or else they would've attacked the kids as well.
(Arceus, that was an indication to strike me down! No? God damn it!)
I don't know what happened to the others. I went to hell and had to get pulled out a while later.
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Azias here. Since his side's done, it's my turn.
We knew he got attacked. When Mom snapped, we knew he wasn't in the best spot for a walk down the street. So after Mom went to bed, I volunteered to go after him. I found the scene of the attack and instantly alerted the others.
We all made a plan to work around Mom with this operation. We loved her, but she wasn't mentally there. It did help that she pushed herself away from us and kinda locked herself into her work. It helped by also keeping the others off us while we worked.
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Tarvi: Enough about that. Should we do proper introductions?
Sova: You've never done a proper introduction in your life.
Tarvi: hiss
Azias: That's enough!
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While we're still on that note, let's go down the list. And I am spoiling shit. Sue me.
Tarvi's the oldest child. She gets chosen by Keldeo and is the best representation of our family. She's also in a small friend group with Snow, Awis, Tawu and Rue.
Sova and Uvom are twins that came next. They get chosen by Miraidon and Hoopa respectively.
I, Azias, am the middle child. I take after our father the most. With everything from the disguises to the acting, I learned from the best. I think I get chosen, but I don't remember who by.
Rurvi is kinda the outcast and mother figure at the same time. She never got any real powers from the family, but she still takes care of us like she's the parent. She gets chosen by Urshifu.
Zovul is the second youngest and an interesting one. Very zoned out and never paying much attention. I don't remember if he gets chosen or who by, but he's a little monster.
Tuawimal is our youngest and an angel. I don't believe he gets chosen, but I'm not confident.
Now that we know who's who, let's continue.
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As our father's practical mini, I took it upon myself to start the charge. So I stole a uniform and broke in without anyone stopping me.
That quest is still going. I have not found him yet.
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On a side note (Rurvi taking over), the other side of the operation has been working just as well. Slowly building power behind the others' backs. We're not perfect, but that day will come.
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That's all for now. Please let us know if you want us to discuss anything specific or whatever.
