My toe is causing me pain.
It's planning a revolution.
I've been a tyrant.
Demanding its assistance to guide me places.
My toe isn't taking my shit anymore.
I'm going to be overthrown, or I'll have to abdicate.
My toe is going to move to another foot.
It wants to be created equal.
It wants liberty.
It wants justice.
It's going to knock over cups of tea in to the sink.
ITS GOING TO WRITE THE DECLARATION OF INTOEPENDENCE...
