Hospital bound (again)

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"Ugh!" Naruto groaned in pain.
"Mom!?" "Naruto!?" Naruto opened his eyes to see his kids and Sasuke standing over him. "Where are we?"He took in his surroundings.

"The hospital, you passed out when we... were talking," Sasuke informed. Before anything else could be said, a nurse walked in, but not just any nurse, it was "Granny?"

She had her hands on her hips with an annoyed look, she didn't say anything, she just walked up to him and...Smack! "Oww!!" The three boys took a step back, a little scared and confused. Naruto rubbed his head and glared at Tsunade. "Stupid old hag..." Naruto muttered. "You idiot! Worrying me like that! I told you I better not see you back here!" She yelled pulling his ear.

"Ow, ow, ow! I'm sorry! It won't happen again I promise!" Naruto yelled in pain. Tsunade let go of his ear and crossed her arms, "Damn right it won't."

"U-Um what's the damage Doc?" Sasuke hesitantly asks. "Vasovagal syncopes," Tsunade sighs. Everyone in the room went quiet. "Stress, Naruto was too stressed and passed out,"Tsunade explained.

"It was nice seeing you, Granny, but I have work tomorrow so-" "Oh no you don't, you have to stay and rest," "Bu-" "Ah, ah, ah no buts, you can go home next Sunday," She said.

Naruto was resistent, "What about Menma and Boruto, they can't be left alone, plus I have work, I have bills to pay. I'm not a child anymore Tsunade." Tsunade put her finger on her chin and looked around the room. She gasped, looking at Naruto immediately, and covered the side of her mouth from Sasuke.

"Does he know?" She mouthed. Naruto nodded. "Are you guys together again?" She asked, mouthing. "What? No," Naruto said out loud a little shocked at the question.

Tsunade cleared her throat, "Well then, they can either stay with me or with you here." "They don't even know you!" Naruto responded. "What? You never told them about me?" Tsunade asked.

"Well, you never visited, so it wasn't relevant." Tsunade visibly got angry again, and was about to hit Naruto again. "Mom, whose this?" Boruto asked. Tsunade put her hand down and straightened herself out.

"Kids this is Tsunade, she's my grandma, the best doctor in town," Naruto informed. Tsunade stood proud, "I helped your mom when he was giving birth to you brats."

"I think the kids should choose who they get to stay with," Tsunade said. "They can't stay with you, your too violent!" Naruto complained, Tsunade was about to hit him again, "See! And they can't stay here, they have school on monday!"

"Well who do you suggest?" Tsunade said, getting annoyed with Naruto. "Well, there's Orochimaru, you guys are friends with Mitski right? But no, I don't trust that perv. Gar is on vacation, Saku and Hina are on a sex marathon, so are kiba and the other guy, also Kiba isn't really for babysitting, theres Shika, but Temari is just like you... Who else? Oh, theres Ino and Sai-"

Menma and Boruto cringed, "Uncle Sai is creepy!" they complained. "You're right, Sai was always a little off, Oh my gosh that reminds me, granny you know at one point he liked me," Tsunade looked surprised. "I know right! ... Who else, who else?"

"Wait, did you just say he liked you?" Sasuke asked, all eyes were on him. Everyone was thinking the same thing, except Sasuke."No." Naruto said, but Boruto and Menma thought otherwise, "Mom, please! Please let us stay with dad!"

"No, final answer," Naruto stated. Menma and Boruto pulled out their puppy dog eyes and begged, "Pleaseeeeeeee?" Naruto looked at Tsunade who just nodded, "Fine." Naruto sighed, which earned a fist bump out of the twins.

He looked at Sasuke, "They should be in bed by 9:30, school starts at 7:30 and ends at 3. Sasuke, im counting on you, you've already done enough damage..." Sasuke looked hurt at the last part but just nodded. Naruto kissed their foreheads and watched as they left his room, he laid back in his bed and sighed.

"I don't know about this granny..."

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