The Fan and Test Tube had been inseparable since they met in Inanimate Insanity, but recently they had been arguing more than usual. One day, during an argument, Fan said he wished he had never met Test Tube. Test Tube, hurt and angry, left with the words 'I need some time alone'.
Heartbroken, Fan went outside and began to sing. He sang a song about his sadness and regret, and wished he could make up for what he had said. He sang, 'I don't wanna eat the rich, I have to eat my anger first, and see, I'm a bad person and I love you, I love you, I love you, it's true. I wish I could say I love her, and want to be with her'.
Midway through the song, Test Tube had stepped outside, and was standing there listening. When Fan was done, he looked up to see Test Tube. With a sheepish expression, he said 'I wish I could say that I love you'. Test Tube smiled, and said 'Do you really feel that way about me?'. Fan nodded, and said 'Yes, I'm sorry for saying what I said'.
Test Tube's smile grew wider. 'I feel the same about you', she said. She then leaned in, and whispered, 'You can be Mr. Tube, if you know what I mean'. Fan suddenly realized, Test Tube wanted to marry him!
Tears in his eyes, Fan replied 'Really?'. Test Tube nodded, and they both hugged. In that moment, Fan knew they were meant to be forever. They both said 'I do', and were married.
