****after dogpoo's disappearance everyone decided to keep on with their plan of sticking together in one room, and if the kidnappers tried to pull the old no electricity trick on them again they would ALL go down together. after recovering from yet another disappearance everyone made their way to bed...
~~*—-DAY 5: STAN—-*~~
****after everyone wakes up, kyle counts heads. nobody was taken during the night. luckily... but they still needed to know who's day it was today, christophe takes out the note from his back pocket and reads out loud who's next.
****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****
kyle (skipped)
kenny
butters
craig (skipped)
pip (skipped)
stan
tweek
gregory
damien
christophe
cartman
****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****
CHRISTOPHE
....stanley.
STAN
that's some pretty fucked shit up right here.
KYLE
guys.... we should stay with stan 24'7, like bodyguards or something.
CRAIG
yeah and if damien sees whoever the kidnapper is he can use his powers.
PIP
wonderful idea craig.
CARTMAN
...screw you guys. i'm hungry. i'm making breakfast.
KYLE
what the hell are you doing ?
CARTMAN
i said i'm. making. breakfast. you. dumb. jew. i'm. hungry. as. fuck. jew.
KYLE
you don't fucking recall what we decided yesterday? fatass!
KYLE
we need to ALL stick together at ALL times!
KYLE
so if you're going out there. we all go with you.
CARTMAN
......fine..... come on, assholes.
****everyone gets up and follows cartman to the kitchen, cartman puts together something, as everyone talks amongst themselves.
CRAIG
you better make some shit for us too.
TWEEK
GAHH!
CARTMAN
make your own shit! craig!!
****cartman walks to the table eating his singular breakfast (a pop tart sandwich with a frozen stick of butter in the middle)
CRAIG
i don't know how to cook. fatso
TWEEK
and you have nothing in the pantry but pop tarts????????? GAH!!
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FOREIGN ADULTS (south park au)
Fanfiction!!!!!!THIS IS A SEQUEL TO MY FOREIGN KIDS (south park au) FANFICTION. READ THAT BEFORE THIS OR BE CONFUSED!!!!!!!! it's been eleven years since they took down the white house cult. everyone had gone their separate ways, everything was different now...
