After the defeat of the illuminati. ( or r they defeat????) *illuninati music* snoop and the rest of his still standing friendizzles that weren't rekted needed to talk to Micky about a plan to defeat faze klan.
Snoop: " yo Mick dickizzle, can you help us figure out a plan for the faze klan faggets.
M n' M: "no m8 but don't h8 just apprec8 cause I'm just a mouse."
Snoop:" fuckizzle m8, Ho can hellp us?"
M n' M: "bill nye the mlg guy and the rest of his science nerds can help or shit. Ha ha"Snoop and his friends go to talk to bill at space Mnt dew. They see bill smoking weed and drinking Mnt dew while his friends sexbusters, XXX_professor_XXX, professor oak, alien guy, Neal The grass Tisin, and bill's weird slave children he seems to have in every one of his videos were all snorting Doritos and putting science shit together.
Snoop: " oh shizznit this is my placizzle. U faggets have so much shit that can last me to the year 69696969420696969
Bill: " ha, yeah in fact m8 all of this is made with SCIENCE."
Snoop: " did you guys build this place?"
Alien guy: " no aliens built this place along with New York and the stone henge."
Wow guy: " wow"
Spader man: " can you fix a rekt ass???"
XXX_professor_XXX: " yes m8, watch."The professor put fuck and shit together and put it in spader man's ass only to explode and rekt his ass again.
Spader man: " ahhhhhhh what the hell m8 you rekted me ass!!!"
XXX_professor_XXX : " oops. Um. Sorry shit head."
Snoop: "holy fuckizzle! Anyways m8's we need help with the Faze Fags. Can you help us?"
Bill: "of course we can. We can help with anything. We've fixed so much with science like global warming, sea levels rising, ice shit melting, and we also fixed your mom. Llolololololololololololollololo. Science rules."
Wow guy: "wow."
Snoop: so how we goin 2 face the Faze klan????
Sexbusters: "we have a plan that will work!!!! Okay how about this."Right as the sexbusters were going to say their plan a huge fucking explosion happens and kills all the sexbusters in the room.
Snoop: "OMG WTF JH M8!!!!"
Neal: "aliens???"
Bill: "look!!!" It's M n' M!!!"
M N'M: "ha ha yes and I'm here to stop you from saying that plan ha ha!"
Snoop: " wt fuck m8. "
M n' M: "you see fuck face. I'm apart of Dis ney world. And diz nay belongs too the Vatican Church. The Vatican Church works with the illllluminatiii. The ill umi na ti works with the faze klan!!! So I'm here to ruin your weed snoop. Ha ha. "
Spader man: "let's kick his ass snoop."
Snoop: shut the fuck up spader man. The only thing you can do is get rekted. Cheeses Christ m8. Anyways, let's kik his ass!!
Spader: that's what I said!!!
Fluttershy: "who the fuck cares spader man."
Snoop: "charge!!!!!"Snoop and his friends go into an epic fight with Mickey and his klub house friends. Mario and alien guy died (sad face) spader man got his ass rekted again by Pluto. Goofy was a suicide bomber and exploded. Shit and fuck was everywhere. Mickey died 2. The ones who survived made it out alive. Duh.
Snoop: " holyizzle my shitizzle is goin everywhereizzle.
Bill: " calm the fuck down snoop. We made it out alive. For now."
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Swag Master of '69
RandomSwag Master of '69 haz been rekted by Blazeit Micheal!!!! The Faze klan haz decided to fight the furfags and the 420 snoop dog clan for the new Swag Master. This story will haz No scoopes, qik scoopes, head shoots, and the aluminaty!?!?