Swag Master of '69

Step for: shepard

After the death of Mickey and the club house friends. Snoop decides to make dizzznay his new home. They took a vote for the new leader and snoop won by giving weed to those who voted for him and drugging those who wouldn't vote for him. Anyways fagget heads, snoop fixes the place up and trains everyone alive to be an mlg player. Bill and his science crew make new shit like steroid dew, cyanide Doritos, and crystalized weed. Mario builds underground pipe lines so they could have a secret way to get out if shit goes down. Fluttershy trains an army of birds to have bombs and kamikaze into the enemy. Spader man tried to have sex but he just gets fucked in the ass every time. Poor spader man. It was only a matter of time before the faze klan finds dis knee war ld...

Snoop: " wowizzle it's been several seconds since we killed Mickey and we already rebuilt this place, train everyone, and made a new type of dew???"
Wow guy: " wow."
Bill: " I know. Science works great."

Bill snorts some cyristlize weed.

Bill: " say!"

Bill snorts some more weed.

Bill: " how about"

Bill drinks some dew.

Bill: " we talk to everyone"

Bill eats some cyanide Doritos!!! Wtf??!?/)

Bill: " so we could figure out a plan since the sexbusters exploded why for they talked. And I don't mean the fun type of explosion. Bow chicka bow wow"
Snoop: " agreed. Everyone! Everyone! Plz come and think of a shit good plan to defeat the Faze klan!!!!
Mario:" well when ever the faze klan attakcs, we beat there asses.
Fluttershy: " true but we loose some people too, and they out number us. So even if we go full on we would still loose cause of the large amount of face clan there are.
Guy that says wow: " wow"
Snoop: " damnizzle fluttershy u make senseizzle."
Neal: how bout we get Shepard to join our side. Since he isn't a face member he is just working for them."
Snoop:" your right Neal! Shepard would be a huge help to us. But where could he be???"
Bill: " in his space ship of course!!!"
Snoop: " we need a space ship!!!!"
Neal: " I know where one iz!!!! Alien guy haz one! Too bad he is dead. Oh well we'll just take it from his room. But it only fits four peeps in it."

Snoop, Neal, spader man, and Mario go into the ship and fly to space to only find Shepard at an alien space bar drinking and banging every single character there.

Snoop: " hey Shepardizzle you wanna join me against the faze klanizzle???"

Shepard thinks about what he can say. He chooses to say something positive.

Shep: "yes I will join, okay?"
Snoop: " sweetizzle!! That was easy!!"
Neal: " look snoop and faze fag!!"

The faze member fires a rocket and destroys Shepards ship.

Mario: " oh shit!!!"
Spader man: " kill it!!!"
Shrekt:" I will get him!!!"

Shrek rips the faze member like he was nothin.

Snoop: " skrek!!! How are you alive!!!"
Skrek: " I never died. I just flew away and stayed here for a lil bit."
Neal: " great there is no way for all of us to fit in one ship. "
Skrek: " I know a way. Neal, snoop, Shepard, and Mario, get into your ship and fly back to diz nnnaaayyyy. Spader man your with me.

Snoop and the others leave so spader man and shrekt are alone.

Spader man: " so how are we going to get home?"
Shrek: " you will ride on my back as I fly to earth."
Spader man: " cool lets go!!!"
Shrek: " not so fast spader man. Remember I could only fly after I do something."
Spader man:" what's that?"
Shrek: " remember the last time I flew away, what did I do right before it."
Spader men: " you fucked some faze klan members in the ass then you flew."
Shrek: " yes. I must fuck you in the ass in order to fly."

Shrek bends spader man over and starts to fuck him in the ass!!!!

Spader man: " oh god noooo whyyyy Is it always me!!!!!!"

When shrek was finished he picked spader man up and flew to earth.

Snoop: " what took you guys so long?"
Spader man:" I don't want to talk about it."
Shepard:" well are we going to kick some faze ass or what?"