Swag Master of '69

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Snoop:" Jesus Christmas!!! What happened?"
Jesus: " my sun you haz made it. You are the knew swag master."
Snoop: " holy shitizzle I just dropped a shitizzle in my pantizzle."
Jesus: " oh God that's disgusting"
God: " what iz it Jesus!!!"
Jesus: " nothing father I didn't mean to call you!!! Go away dad."
God: " wow your mad did you screw something up?"
Jesus: " no dad just go away!!!"
God: " okay. Jesus."
Jesus: " sorry about that."
Richard dAWPkins: " wow I wish I knew about that before I died. Lel"
Billy!!!:" snoop dog!"
Snoop: " yes billy?"
Billy!!!!¡" do you want to live for ever?"
Snoop: " holy shitizzle yes that would be awesome. But I wouldn't have 2 cause I'm a swig master like you guys. And you guys can exist for ever. "
Billy: " yeah but we can't have sex though..... ( sad face)"
Snoop: " aw hell nooooo. That's like me second favorite thing to do. The first 1 is smoking weed."
Richard: " yeah... I wish I knew that before I died..."
Snoop: "okay. How do I live forever billy?
Billy: " you have to kill the same people who killed us three. But be careful these guys can kill swag masters."
Snoop: " okay. So who killed u gays?"
Billy: " me bus friend, blaze it Michael."
Jesus: " people think Jews killed me. Others think Romans killed me. But they r both wrong. It vaz a poony named fluttershy."
Snoop: " holy shitizzle. Fluttershy is me friend!!!"
Jesus: " hey!. Do you really want to do what bronies do and give up sex for a fucking pony?"
Snoop: " no..."
Jesus:" I thought so. What about u rich?"
dAWPkins:" Wendy wrong killed me"
Snoop: " how did she do that?"
Richard: " she just talked and her ignorance and her stupidity killed me."
Snoop: " oh shitizzle I feel bad for u. "
Rich: " yeah. Take these. "

Richard gives snoop heats head phones so snoop doesn't have to hear Wendy talk. Rich also gives snoop a nobullshit revolver that only shoots at people who speak the language of bullshit.

Snoop: " thanks rich."
Rich: " no probs"
Jesus:" now my child go forth to complete your new journey and fucking kill those ass holes. Bitch. "

Snoop wakes up at a hospital and sees fluttershy, Mario, bill, Neil, skrek, and some other faggets.  I forgot who survived.

Snoop:" where is spader man?"
Mario: " he is in surgury to put is ass back on. "
Snoop: " poor spader man."

They all leave to let snoop rest and smoke. But fluttershy stays.

Flutt: " soooo snoop  did you see any one when you became the swag master?
Snoop: " yes I... No I didn't see anyone. Lel. " (that was a close one)
Flutt:" okay"

Flutter slowly walks away.

Snoop :" damn. How am I going to kill her? She is my freind. You know what fuck it. I'm not going to loose sex for her. Bitch."

Snoop gets up and grabs his nobullshit gun and runs after fluttershy.

Snoop: " fuck you bitchizzle check this out m8."

Fluttershy turns around and sees snoop holding a revolver and snoop does a no scoop 720 spin.

Snoop: " take this bitchhizzle."
( bla bla)

Fluttershy falls to the floor. She is rekted.

Snoop: " one down. Two 2 go"

Snoop dog managed to get an interview with Wendy wrong.

Wendy:" oh hi snoop. Um well. See. Um. Uh. Ummmm. Evidence. Is. Uhhhh.  Let me go back. Huuu. Mmmmmm.  Duhhhhhhhhh. Is. Fake. Yeah. Yes?  You see. I got my education from puting my head up my ass. Umm.
Snoop: " oh god!!!"

Snoop immediately puts on the heats head fones.

Snoop:" that's better. Oh god just looking at her talk is hurting me. Enough of this shiznit!!!"

Snoop pulls out the revolver and with out even aiming or pulling the trigger the gun shoots and rekts Wendy.

Snoop: " wow she must have been full of shit then!! Lel  well one more. The professional mlg player. Blaze it Michael!!!"

Snoop ventured out in search for Michael. He looked in cookie jars. Strip klubs. Bars. Weed stores. Pizza places. A beer convention that was happening in Germany for some mlg guy with a weird mustache. He looked inside some of the darkest places. Such as black holes. And I don't mean black holes in space. I mean black holes in your moms pussy!!!! Ohhhhh burn!!!! All jokes aside. Snoop never thought he had to do this ever again. But he went inside a skool buss!! And Michael was there.

Micheal: " well well well. If it isn't the new swag master. Snoop Fuckizzle Weedizzle Sexizzle Bob Doggy Dog.
I've been waitin for you to cum.
Snoop: " finally someone knows my full name. Now. Die Michael!!!
Micheal: " not today!!"

Snoop and Michael start an epic fight. With 320s and 760s. New scupes. Qik draws. And explosions.

After an epic and confysing fight. Snoop manages to hit miachel in the heart and Michael falls down. Snoop does an ass ass ins creed death and neels down to Michael to hear micheals last words.

Micheal:" plz snoop. I have something to tell u"
Snoop: " what is it Michael?"
Micheal: " cum closer."
Snoop: " okay how about now"
Micheal: " closer"
Snoop: " how about meow?"
Micheal:" closer"
Snoop: " now?"

Snoops ear is one millimeter away from Michaels mouth.

Micheal: " that's good."
Snoop: " okay what do you want to tell me?"
Micheal: " I want to tell you that..."

Micheal dies.... Snoop sits down in shock as someone who didn't tell him what he wanted to know. Snoop goes into a deep depression about this. Is life just an mlg video that hasn't been made so the creater wrote it in a shitty ass book. Is life just for fun. Is there no such thing as importance or caring? We all are living in the imagination of ourselves. How is anything real.

Snoop:" who the fuck cares. I get to have unlimited sex and weed now!!!"

FIN

Or is it???
(Illuninati music plays)

What did you shit heads think? Should I continue this book or what???