Never underestimate me!

Submitted for 2023 Watty's

  Yo author's beliefs in reality have been shattered. Somehow, in my utter insane ramblings of the wordy words, I managed to get this story submitted for the 2023 Watty's. First off, thanks  to any and all who have read and voted not only on this story but my insane collection of stories as a whole. Not even a year in on returning to the world of writing just for fun and to somewhat gain some closure on my former passion, and I have a shot at an award.

     Granted, knowing me, it ain't gonna win, but I never expected to even have a chance in hell. Out of my 43 stories (minus My History as it's a sort of autobiography), this one was the only one able to be submitted. Thank you all for the reads and votes and wonderful comments. I tend to ramble and shit so uhh, color me surprised. I know I don't schedule things or write well or hell even think shit through, but I have loved my time here.  Since I first started with "What if I gave you the power?" Back in November 27th, 2022, as a fun thing to do simply to read a story I'd enjoy, I actually never intended to make a lot of stories nor have any harem stories. Yet I just feel a story out as I make it up and shit goes sideways honky dory weird as fuckballs. Hell prior to this update I had like 82,011 words in just 16 chapters on this one story alone. That averages out to about 5,125 words per chapter. Hence I fuck up words a lot. Well that and the brain damage. And the brain damage. Wait did I already say that? Meh fuck it I'm keeping it in dammit! Dbz abridged is fucking hilarious and I will fight any who say otherwise!....unless they bigger than me, fight better than me, have actual brains, or they a chick kinda don't want that stigma of being mean to chick's I mean they already can't fly but they descending from fucking T. Rex's okay? I uhhh may have forgot what I was trying to say......

     Ahem. Anyway. I truly appreciate all of the reads, votes, and positive feedback I've received. I may no longer have my old abilities as a writer as I did years back and quite literally be insane  but, I am actually proud and happy being on here. It has helped a lot especially with organizing my thoughts and comparmentalizing my trauma. I will keep adding updates and making new stories but for now busy trying to keep my stories up. As the whole wattpad accidentally deletes older stories thing is disheartening. Anyway I've lost the plot of this and uhh words have been said. Mostly by the 500 ft dragon in my right eyeball named Baab. Say hello Baab oi I get it we all hate kuntsuki bakahoe but come on play nice or I'll sic that werewolf in my spleen named Fread on you again! Oh, it's very mature of you to run away, though now I have only eye. Dick. Anyhoo, before I forget, thank you, and I'll keep on running off on 4th wall breaking tangents....uhh Imean writing stories. Yeah, that's totally what I meant. Oh screw you, Editor-San, with your weird ass being grammatically accurate and typo free, bs! Dammit I did it again. Where was I?

     Muthafucka I ain't even been to fucking Mars. But I have been to Betelgeuse.....wouldn't recommend it. Shit gets weird there. Anyway signing off. Thank you again and I'll keep up being fucking insane!!!