Date night

Chapter 3: Evening Dinner part 2

Author's note: Silly Smg4 and Smg3, don't they know when you're friends with Mario there's never a normal day. You would think Four would know that after twelve years.

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Three took a slip of sparkling water he ordered. Bleh. He should've really ordered something else. But noooo, he just had to look cool and sophisticated in front of his boyfriend.

Speaking of his boyfriend... He's been in that bathroom for about seven minutes.

It's the men's bathroom, most of the time you're in there for less than three.

Did Four get lost trying to find it?

Three felt his phone buzz. Shit! He forgot to turn off the sound!

L had sent him a photo of both Eggdog and Eggpup asleep on the couch. Three smiled. He turned off his sound to make sure it doesn't go off later.

Finally, Four was back.

"You, okay?" Three asked. "You were in there for a while."

Four freaked out for a second. "Yeah, I just happened to see Slenderman."

Three let out a deep breath, he smiled. "How does Mario befriend so many monsters? First was Slenderman, then Sirenhead, and then Huggy-Wuggy. Who's next? Mothman?" He quipped.

Four let out a laugh, it sounded like chimes in the wind to Three. "Oh my god..."

"Yeah, I'm pretty sure if he had his way, Mario would've also befriended Zero."

"Ha, yep. That's Mario for you, he always tries to make friends with everybody." Four softly sighed. "I mean, he also did that with you a couple of times."

Three thought back. He was right. To the time Four went missing, the plumber recruited Three to help find him, to the time where he invited Mario to snitch productions, and to the time Mario even helped out in his play, which was just a rip-off of Smg4's stories, but still...

Mario maybe an idiot, but he's also a kind person.

"Yeah, I guess I never really realized that until now." Three admitted.

Three looked into Four's eyes. The sunlight made them sparkle like sapphires.

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Meanwhile on the second floor of the restaurant was Swag, he had a pair of binoculars out.

"Swag?" Chris deadpanned. "Why are we here?"

Swag had dragged Sonic and Chris out to this fancy restaurant, without any explanation.

Swag turned to face Chris. "To keep an eye on those two love birds over there." He pointed towards the meme guardians.

"Couldn't just go by yourself?" Chris could feel a headache forming.

"No, going out to a fancy place like this by myself would be too sus." Swag explained.

"Okay so, why did you bring the both of us?" Sonic crossed his arms.

"Well, Chris is my partner in crime, but I don't want people to think that we're dating. So, that's why I also brought you, my wonderful husband. No homo."

Chris rolled eyes. Clearly, Swag never thought that people might be thinking that he's dating the both of them.

Swag got out his walkie-talkie. "Alright, everything seems to be going fine on my end. How about you guys?"

The walkie-talkies were connected to a few sides. They all were called by Mario to make sure everything went smoothly.

The other people Mario called was Bob, Slenderman, and Toad, who's only helping out because he was promised candy.

"SlEnDyMaN SaId He SaW FoUr FrEaKiNg OuT iN ThE BaThRo0m." Bob said, currently he was hiding in the broom closet.

"What? Really? Toad, do you have conformation?" Swag asked.

"No, Unfortunately, I'm not even in the restaurant! If you don't have a reservation the wait time is forty minutes!" Toad grumbled, beside him was Toadette, who was going all Karen to the poor host.

"BrO Why DiDn't YoU SnEaK In?" Bob asked.

Toad pinched his imagery nose. "Because, as soon as Toadette heard the word restaurant, she had to go."

"DaMn, ThIs MiGhT bE ThE OnLy TiMe I'm GlAd I DoN't HaVe BiTcHes." Bob said.

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Three felt his heart racing at the sight in front of him. Four had begun explaining a new idea for an arc, he was like a little kid on Christmas. With his arms waving, hands flapping and the giddiness in his voice just showed Three that Four trusted him to act like this in front of him.

"And then, once the castle is finished and we move everything in. We can probably start making it. Oh, how I wish I could fast forward time." Four whined out the last part.

Three chuckled. "Aww, and miss out on the rest of our date?"

Four rolled his eyes. "Of course not. I would do it afterwards."

That got Three to laugh, his boyfriend can be such a charmer.

Bob appeared in front of the couple with their food. "BoNe ApPeTiTe!"

Both meme guardians looked at Bob with confusion. "Bob? What are you doing here?" Four raised an eyebrow.

Before Bob could say anything, Jeeves came over with a broom and started shooing him out. "Get out you filthy rat!"

Bob was thrown out onto the streets. "Ow My OvArIeS!"

Jeeves made his back the meme guardians. "Sorry about that. Is everything up to your liking so far?"

"Yeah, thanks." Three answered, and Jeeves walked away after that.

Both Four and Three deadpanned, knowing someone was up to something. "Mario." They both said at the same time.