Date night

Chapter 8: The way home

Author's note: Y'all aren't ready for the next chapter ;)

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Three and Four exited the Grand Theater.

"Oh, man." Four yawned. "What time is it." The meme man took out his phone. It was almost eleven o' clock. "Jesus."

Three wrapped his arm around Four. "I'll get us an uber. I think were both too tired to walk back aways."

Four softly nodded. "Good idea."

While Three and Four waited, Four thought he noticed a shadow watching them.

"Four?" Three asked. Four turned his attention back on Three. Crap! He didn't want Three to worry.

Four gently put his hand of Three's face, causing him to blush. "Sorry, I just got lost in those eyes of yours."

Three scoffed and crossed his arms. "Shut up." Although there was no real malice in his voice.

Just then, a blue car pulled up. The window rolled down to reveal...

"Sans Undertale?! You're our uber driver?" Three asked before pausing. "That's a sentence I never thought I would say."

"Did Mario put you up to this?" Four asked, he knew Mario and Sans were friends.

"Nah, it's just a weird conwinky-dink." Sans shrugged. The back door of the car opened. "Anyways, let's get going before there's any big traffic."

And with that the two meme guardians hopped in.

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Meanwhile, the crew were a few paces away, still keeping an eye on the couple.

Toad was having to deal with an angry Toadette. "I can't believe you gave me deadly popcorn! How could you do this to me?!" She whined.

Toad said nothing, having no energy to deal with this.

Swag had his binoculars out again. "Shush! Their ride is here."

A car pulled up and Smg3 and Smg4 got inside.

"Well, that's over with." Chris said, ready to go home.

Slenderman patted his shoulder and pointed to the corner where Sans's car came from.

It was a different car with tinted windows began to follow the uber Three ordered.

"Oh, for fucks sake!"

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Four sat quietly in the car, Three laid his head on the meme man's shoulder, both of them were tired from tonight's events.

Sans felt the awkward atmosphere. "Uh, how 'bout I put on some tunes?" Neither of them objected. Sans clicked a button and music began to play.

Four could feel a pit forming in his stomach. It was George Michel's 'Careless Whisper'.

A breakup song.

Sans looked in the rearview mirror and saw Four's discomfort. He quietly changed the channel to a song that wasn't about sex, romance, or breakups.

It 'Déjà vu', a meme song. Very fitting for them.

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The crew where in Swag's truck, driving after the shady car following the couple.

"AlRiGhT, HeRe'S ThE PlAn... We FuCk ThEm uP!" Bob got out a gun.

Toad got out a gun as well. He evilly giggled. Toadette looked worried. "Uh, maybe we should come with a better idea." She suggested.

"Great idea!" Toad picked her up and threw her onto the car. "Tell us what you see!" He yelled.

Sonic who was sitting in the front seat deadpanned. "Those two belong on r slash are the straights okay subreddit." He murmured to himself.

Toadette placed her face on the back window, she could barely make out a figure, but what she could see scared her. "Oh, Shit! They've got a gun!"

The shadowy figure noticed Toadette and turned on their back windshield wipers. She was sent flying. 

She flew past the boys, screaming. Toad grinned. "Glad that's over with."

The shadowy figure pressed a button on the steering wheel and nail, thumbtacks, and any other small and sharp pointy object was ejected behind their car.

Swag swerved out of the way, causing the crew to go for a spin. Chris, Sonic and Slenderman held on to the handles. Toad held on his seatbelt for dear life, and Bob was sent flying.

"Ow! My BaLls!" Bob said.

"We're never going to catch up to them at this rate." Chris pointed out.

Sonic smirked. "Maybe you guys can't. But I can." Sonic hopped out of the car and zipped over to the shady car.

The shadowy figure pressed a button on the dashboard and suddenly from the truck a rattling gun appeared and started shooting at the hedgehog.

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Three perked up. "Do...do you hear gunshots?" He turned to Four. Four shrugged.

If Sans could sweat, he would. He knew Mario had asked a few of his friends to keep an eye on Smg4's date with Smg3 but the skeleton wasn't sure on how this counted as keeping an eye on Smg4.

Sans turned up the volume of the music. "Nope, I heard nothing." He said bluntly. "I think it was just the music..."

Three was too tired to argue, he laid his head back down on Four's shoulder.

Sans did an internal sigh of relief. 'That was a close one.' He looked adjusted the rearview mirror and noticed a shady car behind him with tinted windows. 'Ah, I think I know where those shots are coming from.'

Sans's right eye turned blue. 'Time for you to have a bad time.'

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In front of the shady car a blue bone appeared, the car hit the bone head on causing it to steer out of control and hit a telephone pole.

Swag slowed down his car.

"HoLy ShIt! ThAnK YoU SaNs UnDeRtAlE!" Bob's eyes popped out of his hood.

"Now," Swag got out of the car. "How about we have a little talk with our little troublemaker. Swag loaded his gun. Bob got out a burlap sack, so the culprit doesn't run away.

Toad stuck his head out of the back window. "I call being bad cop!" He proudly yelled.

The shadowy figure had nowhere to run now.