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*in Stetriol*

Shane: *films on his phone*

Gar: YOU WANTED COOKIES, DIDN'T YOU?!?!

Gerathon: I ASKED FOR CHOCOLATE CHIP, WHAT IN KOVO'S NAME DID YOU BRING?!

Gar: HE MADE THEM! *points at Zerif*

Zerif: *in girly voice* I will skskksksk smash them in your sksksk face! Those are great cookies!

Gar: YOU FIVE YEAR OLD!! WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET SUCH A REVOLTING RECIPE??

Zerif: *baby voice* It was my mama's favowite *sniffle*

Gerathon: GAR, APOLOGIZE TO ZIF-ZIF!

Gar: But you were the one who--

Gerathon: NO! HOW DARE YOU MAKE MY BABY CRY! YOU MONSTER!

Gar: FINE! I'M SORRY YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO BAKE!!

Zerif: OH YEAH?! WELL I'M SOWWY YOU DIDN'T HAVE A MAMA!

Gerathon: Tellun, please give me new children 🤦‍♀️

Shane: *snickering in the corner, still filming his blog video*

Gar: *throws cookie at Zerif* COOKIE FIGHT!!

Zerif: YOU'RE ON, GAR-GAR! (aphmau, anyone?? :D)

*chaos erupts*

Shane: And, this is essentially what a day in Stetriol looks like! I'll see you all next time! This is ConnorsGirlStealer signing off! *posts to ErdasGram*

Shane: MISSION: EXPOSE EVERYONE IS COMPLETE!

Gerathon: *hissing* What did you just say?? 

Shane: Hhehe, nothing mom..

Gerathon: WHY YOU- OI, GET BACK HERE!

Shane: NEVAH!

Zerif: And I oop--



Hey duckies! Welp, how was this chapter? As you can see, Stetriol is pretty chaotic lol. If you enjoyed, be sure to check out my new KOTLC fanfic. It's a blast! Thanks for reading, love you readers! This is Emmi signing off to write more chapters! 🫡


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