Hannibal and Will were out getting groceries for dinner, They were in the produce section Hannibal was searching though the selection of green onions looking for the best candidates.
When he found the best option it went into the Cart he turned to talk to Will and noticed Will a few feet away talking to a lady with his back towards Hannibal.
He walked behind Will pretending to look at something on the shelf while eavesdropping, The lady was a little shorter than Will she was conventionally attractive.
Will had been waiting for Hannibal when this woman approached and asked for his opinion on one of the items he was looking at.
She seemed too nice for Will to ignore her "Excuse me but have you ever tried this brand, I'm thinking of switching" Will politely smiled "Oh I'm sorry I've never tried that one so I wouldn't be a good judge on it" she giggled "Oh it's fine sorry for assuming, you were just scanning it so I guessed" Will nodded "Yeah I was just waiting for someone" the women's eyes drifted to Will's shoulder.
Will exhaled heavily "And it seems he's done, well I've gotta go" Will turned to find Hannibal glaring at the small woman.
His attention returned to Will and his glare turned to an innocent look "What else is on the list... Will" Will rolled his eyes and grabbed Hannibal's tie using it like a leash for a dog.
After returning to their cart and releasing Hannibal's tie he realized that the aisle was now completely empty, He sighed before quietly telling Hannibal "Do that again and there Will be consequences.
Hannibal smirked thinking nothing of the threat, They Finished shopping and stopped for fuel on the way home
Hannibal insisted on coming in with Will.
He paid the cashier while Hannibal glanced around the store "Can I get 20 Dollars on pump 12" The guy behind the counter looked board as he typed on the register as anyone who worked in retail would be.
The guy glanced to the Right of Will before fixing his posture and looked more lively "Is that all for you today sir" Will paused noticing the nervous tone in his voice.
Will looked back at Hannibal who had unimpressed written on his face "No thank you Have a good day" Will walked out of the store feeling violent.
The rest of the ride was quiet when they got home they started putting away the groceries "What do you think about sirloin steak with a side salad" Will looked uninterested in this conversation "Hannibal do you have something to say for yourself before I decide your punishment for not listening".
Hannibal paused understanding his mistake of underestmating Will's threat "I feel I haven't done anything unjustified" Will glared at Hannibal "The lady in the store was unnecessary" Will tilted his head "The man at the gas station was rude, and I won't change my mind"
Will sighed "The lady was just a normal interaction, the man at the gas station was doing a job that isn't even worth doing for the low paycheck" Hannibal felt guilty.
Will picked up on it, He walked to Hannibal and pulled him close using his tie "Learn from your mistakes, that and you sleep on the couch tonight, deal" Hannibal nodded in agreement.
Will kissed him on the cheek and let go of his tie "Next time you act like a dog that doesn't listen I'm getting you a leash" Hannibal cocked his eyebrow considering it but remembered Will doesn't own any bad dog so a leash might be a bad thing.
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A/N
Honestly this is just some trash but it seemed funny
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Hannigram Oneshots
Fanfictionmostly fluff and bratty will maybe smutt head cannons and Oneshots also some murders so be warned
