Hannigram Oneshots

UnderCover Agent 2

Will approached the bar and ordered a plain Coke, he might be here to seduce a murderer but he wasn't going to be the victim of bad decisions and booze, at least not tonight that is.

After getting his coke he leaned back against the bar and unnoticeably adjusted the bug on his chest, he looked over the crowd, Beverly showed him a picture of the suspect he was an average white guy, normal build, with blonde hair the guy's name was Tyler Brooks. The fact he looked like every white guy ever made it difficult to spot him but Will found their guy talking to a few people in a circle.

Will made his way through the crowd of intoxicated "adults" before sliding behind the suspect, he was clearly distracted by the ongoing conversation giving Will the perfect chance to take his phone out of his back pocket, he then bent over and pretended to pick it off the ground, making the perfect excuse to start a conversation with the suspect.

Hannibal nodded impressed with Will's quick and sneaky actions
"For someone who hasn't been in the field undercover your quick on your feet" Will laughed halfheartedly "oh yeah I'm your every day Michael Weston for sure" Hannibal laughed off the unknown reference "Hannibal if you haven't seen burn notice I'm going to cry" Hannibal shrugged "guess we're having a movie night"

Will continue with his explanation, he had lightly tapped the man's shoulder to get his attention, the guy turned with a distant expression before taking in Will's appearance and adopting a tranced haze, Will gave his best pants melting smile and lightened his voice to sound more interested "Excuse me but is this your phone, it was on the ground behind you" The guy started checking his pockets for a phone he'd find in Will's index and middle fingers being held out in front of him.

The guy smiled dumbly "yeah it seems like it is" Will waited for the pickup line he knew this type of guy would typically use "lucky me, a cute little Twink would return it safely back to me" Will smiled on the outside crying and cringing on the inside.

Hannibal stopped Will once again slightly irritated "I knew this guy was a waste of oxygen but he's also an imbecile with his words, There are a million things that could describe you but cute little Twink is the best he could do. Honestly it's embarrassing I personally would have said something along the lines of gorgeous or intoxicating" Will covered his face hiding the bright red blush appearing on his face "Definitely an idiot but as I was saying".

Will ended up starting a conversation "It's nice to meet you I'm Jake" Will was pretty sure that this was his guy but he had to make sure, using a fake introduction to get him to make sure "That's a hot name for a hot bitch, I'm Tyler" Will decide it'd be more intimate if he asked the man to sit at the bar separated from everyone else, which he gladly accepted, it's almost like he wanted to be arrested for his crimes of being a murdering limp dick dirtbag.

Hannibal stopped Will's narration "If jack has a problem with you going back into the field Just tell me, I'll sign off on it immediately that guy deserves a lot more than an "insult" for calling you a bitch in any sense of the word." Will smiled telling how protective Hannibal got over him.

It might be wrong but Will was excited for how pissed Hannibal was going to be in a minute "oh just wait it gets better" Hannibal wasn't pleased with this and let Will continue.

After a while of talking Tyler started ordering drinks for the two of them, Will took small sips and talked to keep the focus off his alcohol intake, while Tyler finished drink after drink.

Will knew he'd be driving when they left for his "hook-up" Tyler kept his hand on Will's thigh after his 6th drink which disgusted Will knowing what this dude had been doing.

Tyler offered to take Will back to his place and hour into their meeting which didn't even surprise Will at this point, they walked out to his car when  Will offered to drive, he had to sweet talk the keys off of him but that was pretty easy.

Tyler gave detections with the occasional nonsense that came with it as Will looked in the rear view Watching as a van full of cops following behind them, as soon as they walked into the house Tyler pinned Will to a wall and started kissing his neck, Will let it happen even though the heavy smell of alcohol was dizzying.

Will was waiting to give the signal that would send in the team to arrest Tyler, all he had to do was say a serene sentence and the door would be kicked in.

But then Tyler decided now would be a good time to slip his hands around Will's throat, Will immediately started clawing at his hands "aww look at that, this stupid little bitch thinks scratching at my hand Will stop me, do you think that worked for the other fuckers" Will felt his chest tightening his lungs beginning for air he quickly looked around and noticed a perfectly placed lamp.

Will reached over with the strength he could muster up grabbed the lamp smashing it against Tyler's head sending him stumbling backwards, Will heaved lung fulls of air rubbing a hand over his neck.

Tyler touched a fresh cut on his head wincing at the pain "You dumb cunt I'm bleeding" Will chuckled at the asinine remark "You we're strangling me, Jesus Christ your as dumb as you look" Tyler looked pissed obviously not being able to handle the blow to his ego.

Tyler lunged at Will but wasn't fast enough to catch him as he slid past and ran to another room in the house, Will quickly pulled his gun out pointing at the door way as Tyler slid right into the line of fire.

Tyler looked down the barrel pointed at him "Why the Fuck do you have a gun" Will rolled His eyes "It doesn't matter why I have a gun, put your hands on your head and get on your knees" Tyler slowly followed the detections before he faked out and tried to charge at Will. A gun shot fired off ringing throughout the house Tyler froze looking at the ground where a bullet hole had appeared right between his legs "This Gun is rated E for everybody including your little friend there.

Will said the key phrase "I'm a cop" and the door was immediately busted down and Tyler was in cuffs and throw to the ground in under a minute.

Will walked past him and the officers restraining him as he screamed out profanitys, Will walked out of the house tucking his gun back into his waistband, seeing a very pissed off jack hopped out of the driver seat of the van " I'm set up an appointment with Hannibal for that remark after this" Will shrugged it off and watched as they dragged Tyler to the car.

He didn't let Will go unnoticed "You stupid bitch" was the last thing he yelled at Will before getting shoved into the car, The clean up crew got set up taking pictures of Will's neck as jack supervised the search party going through the house to find evidence.

"And that's the whole story" Hannibal looked at Will with worried eyes "Well as far as I can tell you've done nothing wrong and  have been through enough for today, What I recommend is a hot shower and some sleep"

Will smiled weakly "As much as I love are little chats I'd have to agree" Will walked out of the room pausing at the door "maybe this weekend we can get started on movie night" Hannibal smirked and nodded letting Will leave to get some desperately needed sleep.