VALENTINE'S DAY
Will came home and cautiously set his stuff on the kitchen island watching to make sure Hannibal wouldn't sneak up on him he turned and Hannibal was standing right behind him "Jesus Christ Hannibal!" Will said spooked "make a noise next time or something" Hannibal stood there with a shit eating grin. He held out a box. Will looked horrified at the box, it was valentines day and Hannibal being the peach he always gave him something that was symbolic and made out of humans.
Will figured it was a sick prank considering most of their Valentines day had at least one.
"Listen to me very carefully if I open this box and find a human heart in it I will beat you half to death with it and this is not because I'm upset at you or dislike the thought but I'd rather not see a human heart and have to figure out where it came from on Valentine's Day, got it" Hannibal stood with the same grin on his face as he said in a tone that would make God shake in her boots "open it" Will took a deep breath and opened the box.
He wasn't even surprised to see a human heart covered in chocolate.
"Oh god damn it han... Fuck" when he looked up Hannibal was already gone.
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Hannigram Oneshots
Fanfictionmostly fluff and bratty will maybe smutt head cannons and Oneshots also some murders so be warned
