Hannigram Oneshots

Hannigram Crack 6

Will stomped into the kitchen and grabbed a kitchen knife, Hannibal quickly turned the corner hair falling in his eyes "Will please this is insane" Will eye twitched with anger "I'm literally going to skin you alive" Hannibal furrowed his brows worried as he saw the knife.

Will started taking long strides towards Hannibal, it was a solid second before Hannibal realized he had severely fucked up, his eyes widened as he turned on a dime and started running towards the laundry room, due to his lack of shoes he slipped like a deer on ice on the hardwood floor as he slid past the doorway.

Hannibal got in and slammed the door in a hurry and locked it before backing up against the washer "Will I'm honestly sorry, please forgive me" hannibal said in a pleading tone. It was dead silent for a few minutes, hannibal took deep breaths and watched the door with confusion.

That was until there was no longer a door in his sights, due to Will kicking it open in a thundering thud of the door flying open, Hannibal felt what he could only describe as petrifying fear, his eyes were met with a cold glare from Will "William" Hannibal said in what he hoped was a stern scold but it came out rather weak, will looked uneffected as he took a few steps closer and was an inch from hannibal, Will grabbed hannibal's face hard, and said in a threatening tone "if you EVER touch my shirts again, I'll shred your suits in a wood chipper" hannibal swallowed "Will it was a tee-shirt with holes in it" Will's glare didn't falter "it was my favorite" Hannibal nodded tightly because of Will's grip on his jaw.

Will let go and left as quickly as he'd arrived, hannibal took a deep breath and looked at the door frame that luckily hadn't broken but the door knob was no longer intact.

Hannibal raced out of the laundry room and into the living room looking up the stairs where Will was walking and bravely said "you broke the door Will!" Will paused and waved a hand completely calm "I'll fix it tomorrow" hannibal let him disappear upstairs before murdering "autism is a powerful motivator and a dangerous trait" and picking up the kitchen knife off the coffee table.