(A/n: For this I used the popular "Mitsuba is Mexican" headcannon even though as a Mexican, I don't see it. So I made him speak Spanish! It's still a good headcannon. And if he was, he's 100% from Michoacán.)
(Texting)
Mitsuba: Heeeyyy kouuuuu
Kou: are you drunk?
Mitsuba: AS FUCK!
Kou: just cause if you were alive you'd be 25 doesn't make drinking legal for you.
Mitsuba: Fuck off.
Kou: Just come over, I'll take care you when your hangover kicks in.
Mitsuba: Thanks babe!
Kou: Just hurry.
Mitsuba: Kk
-at kous house and no more texting-
Mitsuba: Habahubashishobiiii
Kou: what the fuck do you mean.
Mitsuba: Aaaammmmm....
Kou: Just say it
Mitsuba: Eresss pendeeeeejooooo (You're an idiot/bitch)
Kou: You're speaking Spanish now!?
Mitsuba: No chingues. (No shit)
Mitsuba: está tu papi aquí? (Is ur dad here)
Kou: nah. It's just tiara and us. But she is asleep.
Mitsuba: Habla español con migo. (Speak Spanish with me bitch. Fuck you. It sucks to speak it alone. I feel like I'm talking to a white boy. <3)
Kou: why?
Mitsuba: *makes THE disappointed noise* (Latinos, or anyone who knows a Latino/a, y'all know what I mean?)
Mitsuba: Ya que te amooooooo muchooooo (cus i love u 😘)
Kou: *sighs* ya que. *bad accent*
Mitsuba: Te escuchas como un pinche gringo. Ya se que andes de chinito pero por lo menos que no sea obvio que no sabes como hablar español. (I love you, your Spanish is ass tho)
Kou: Pues ve a buscarte otro pinche güey que te cuide. (Kiss my ass)
Mitsuba: A pues. Si me paga el modelo, no le digo que no. (Ok bbg)
Kou: *sighs* Te puedo besar? (Lets get married)
Mitsuba: *hmph* porque? (Why not just fuck right here, right now?)
Kou: porque quiero. (Alr let me go get a condom from teru real quick. But first.) *kou kisses Mitsuba*
(A/n This is me messing around at 12am. No these translations are not accurate. I made this for fun, please don't take anything I said here seriously. Anyways, I love y'all so bye!)
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